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describe the one direction fashion during their album eras.

Up All Night.

Pastel twinks. Giving off that vibe that makes you think they smell like an Oceanside Yankee Candle and freshly cut springtime grass. Would defo date you, open doors for you and smile at you with some sugary fucking tooth-rotting grin. Defo gonna have you back home 15 minutes before curfew with a wink at Mama as he leaves to drive the car that tells your mama he paid for the meal and could probably pay for her house too.

Take Me Home.

Sassy rich-boy fucks. Got that ‘lost my car keys so daddy brought me a new car’ vibe. Wears bowties to a casual as fuck house party. Other dudes think they’re twats but girls think they got dollar dollar hiding in their fancy fucking breast pockets. Lots of monochrome colours, wears white jeans and would probably wink at you as you notice the grass stains.

Midnight Memories.

Greasy gas station rent-boy chic. ”Excuse me m’aam, our car seems to have broke down can we borrow your cell so we can call a towing service“ Totally not passed them to throw you on the back seat and have the whole squad hit it in their cheap as fuck dodgy car whilst they wait for the tow truck tho. Smell like sweat, tequila and smoke. Bad-boy assholes that don’t believe in money as a concept which is an excuse for them being broke as fuq. Would get drunk with you and complain about captalism and the bourgeoisie. 

Four.

Slayin in all black cos it’s everyone elses funeral. Take me To Church plays in the background of them wherever they go. Has the ‘Daddy-doesn’t-talk-about-his-business-with-you’ vibe and you cool with that. Smells like overpowering Gucci cologne on a soft autumn breeze. Hair constantly in a state of ‘i woke up like this but it took an hour to get right’. Most likely actually has money falling out their pockets. Shoes pointier than cheekbones.

Made In The AM.

We’re not like regular dads we’re cool dads. Relaxed and chill vibe, just guys being dudes. The kind of guys who know how to bleed a radiator but know the best guy to get cocaine from at short notice. Would probably reference memes in conversation but only the relevant ones. If you like causing trouble up in hotel rooms, they are wife material.

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I love this guy

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The six r’s are actually what Louis screams at night.

“HA-R-R-R-R-R-R-Y”

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His boobs 🤌🏼

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ME, I'm LOUIS!

How waking up early feels in the Tomlinson-Styles Household

Harry- Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

Louis- Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch.

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Harry: Louis, can you help me with this problem?

Louis: yes, only because it's you.

Harry: If X + U is 25,then what's the value of X and U?

Louis: You little shit-

Harry: I think X might be 15 because U sure are a... um... wait

*starts counting on fingers*

Harry: umm... nine, eleven... twelve.. thirteen....

Liam: Ten harry, TEN.

Harry: Yeah, U sure are a 10. *smirks*

Louis *confused face* : are you dumb?

*later that day*

Niall *walks in the room* : Do you guys know why Harry is crying from like the afternoon?

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[a guy flirting with Harry]

Louis:*kisses him passionately*

Harry, to the guy: do that again

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Harry: *trying to flirt with Louis* I actually have a black belt

Louis: Really? That's so cool, I didn't know you practiced karate

Harry: I don't. It's from Gucci

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We cannot live without the sun We cannot live without Louis ergo SUN = LOUIS

Louis: *Watches Harry look at the stars*

Louis: Babe, what are you doing?

Harry: I'm naming the stars with the names of people I love.

Louis: Do I get a star?

Harry: You get the Sun.

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Louis: I give up, I’m so tired

Niall: Get the emergency supply!

Zayn: *carries Harry and places him infront of Louis*

Harry: *smiles*

Louis: AND I AM BACK BABY LETS GOOO

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Louis is like: yeah harry turned 28! and coincidently my jersey number is also 28 oh and i have a tatoo (shows his fingers)

Interviewer : so we've heard Zayn has 2 sisters-

Harry: you know Louis has 4 sisters

Interviewer: -yeah..okay, so about football-

Harry: yeah Louis plays football he's actually very good at it-

Interviewer: yeah harry okay. oh I must say your hair looks quite nice -

Harry: you know who else have good hair?

Interviewer: YES HARRY! IT'S LOUIS WE KNOW-

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oh baby! he is in trouble

Child: Mommy?

Harry: *kneels down* Yes baby?

Child: Can I have another cookie, please?

Harry: But I just gave you one baby *gives a cookie* here is one last.

Child: *whispers in his ear* Can you give Daddy a cookie too?

Harry: Why is that, love?

Child: *mumbling* So he doesn’t take mine.

Harry: *shocked* LOUIS !!

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Liam- If I were a gardener you'll be a Tulip because it's my favorite.

Zayn- Aww Thanks Liam Love you!!

Meanwhile with Larry;

Louis- If I were a gardener you'll be my hoe.

Harry- Thanks

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louis tomlinson "the cook"

Zayn:do you and Harry have pet names you call each other?

Louis:no

Zayn: ok what is that granulated white stuff you put in a cake

Louis: salt

Zayn:

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blue is amazing with green 💙💚

Louis: I have the highest standards

Zayn: *literal Vogue model, cheekbones from heaven, voice of god himself*

Louis: no thanks

Liam: *puppy eyed hot professor, SLAYS the high notes, cutie pie*

Louis: ha.

Niall: *Irish mofo, a literal kangaroo, eyes blue LiKE tHe aTLaNTiC, adorable*

Louis: lmao you can't be serious

Harry: *trips on air, giraffe, dad jokes, wrote a song about a fish*

Louis: YES I WANT THAT ONE

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Louis: Crushes are the worst.

Harry: I know! Whenever I am around mine, I act so stupid!

Louis: Pffft, you always act stupid.

Harry:

Harry: Don't think about that too hard.