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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
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a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..
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I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
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"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
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By the way, I think it's important to know (for context, if nothing else) that most people LIKE their gender. Most people generally LIKE the experience of being their gender much more than they dislike it.
This is part of why gender, like, persists as a concept.
A lot of people (particularly people who don't realize they're trans, and also TERFs) think that most people (especially women) HATE their genders and HATE their experience with gender.
That's really far from true. Most women like being women (cis or trans). They hate sexism for sure (unless they're a tradwife or antifeminist and don't believe it exists ig), they may have suffered tremendously due to sexism, but like. They generally do like being women.
Similarly, most men, like. Generally like being men and enjoy that they are men and enjoy being a man.
So if you hate your gender, if you hate being a woman or being a man and assume everyone secretly lowkey feels that way on the inside, I really do want to let you know that that is not actually how most people feel and you should probably do some thinking about whether you might be trans
#Im pretty neutral towards my GAAB.#Like... its fine? I guess?#I don't care enough about it to think too deeply.#The other one is definitively WRONG for me#but past that I don't really care
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What if Jason Todd just didn't become the red hood, he gets away from Talia and the league and just wants to leave it all behind.
Maybe he'll become a Barista in Metropolis...and makes friends with a reporter who's constantly running out of his shop.
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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hang on I’m trying to see something
don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name
#I have two cats#They are litermates and have a matching name theme#and they have a variety of nicknames mostly fluid between them#mostly based on who is being more of a bitch in the moment and what exactly they are bitching about.#Mostly they each are Little Bitch#or Asscat#or Motherfucker#but in specifics when they are stealing my food off my plate they are Bitchass McCatface or What The Fuck Cat#and when they are rending flesh from my bones#they are Needlefeet#or Missus Needlefeet if I feel particularly upset.
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"Give me your Batman brain."
Bruce, who has been tracking criminals at the batcomputer for hours, stares at Dick. "What?"
Dick, only about twelve years old, is looking up at Bruce with ominous sincerity. He makes grabby hands. "Give me. Your Batman brain. Give it."
Bruce raises a brow, but figures this must be a strange thing children do. Perhaps Dick has brain damage from training, who knows. He hesitantly mimes grabbing his brain from the top of his head and putting it in Dick's hand. Dick sets the pretend-brain off to the side, placing a pretend-glass case over it for later.
Dick seems satisfied. "Okay. I threw a block of legos at my classmate Tarence. He was giving our teacher a panic attack and had to be dealt with."
Bruce raises a brow and opens his mouth to speak, but Dick cuts him off. "Wait wait wait, your Batman brain is over there. Now you only have Dad brain. Gimme Dad."
Bruce, unfortunately, cannot argue with that logic, so he pats Dick's head and asks for a step-by-step reenactment of the event so he knows how to best defend his son at the meeting with the principal.
As with many things Dick randomly invented as a child, the metaphorical exchange of brains stays in the family forever. Bruce will often catch Damian being grumpy and go, "Hey, give me your Robin brain. You've been using it for too long, it's getting overcooked." And Damian, relunctantly, will suction cup his head with his fingers and deposit his Robin brain in Bruce's hands, who will hold it very carefully while Damian, using only his 10-year-old Damian brain, grabs his largest stuffed-animal and squeezes it to self-soothe.
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I may be an American, and we may be dealing with our own shit show over here, but that is no reason to ignore friends and neighbors facing their own crisis, even if those neighbors are an ocean away.
CHAT CONTROL TO BE VOTED ON THIS THURSDAY
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I know americans are busy with fighting KOSA but I urge you to please help us by spreading the word about this, I can't say this enough, if chat control passes, citizen's private messages will be scanned via artifical intelligence,and they must comply,otherwise theyre not allwoed to send pictures,videos,or links anymore. We have a discord server made to organize against it,with emails scripts you can use when contacting your meps : https://discord.com/invite/e7FYdYnMkS

Find your meps and tell them to vote no on this :
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heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
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PLEASE! I need more of Danny the bus driver AU! I’ll take anything you’ll give lol!
First time meeting the rest of the batkids:
After the incident with Red Hood Danny definitely thought he had blown it as denying Batman to his face was the complete opposite of laying low. But after two weeks of nothing happening Danny felt more comfortable on his routes again. That was a mistake.
First, it was Red Robin and Spoiler who seemed to be almost eagerly waiting to get on. The two of course take a seat in the very front next to him. While Danny was planning to treat them as any other rider, the two vigilantes had other ideas.
Both immediately talk about how he was apparently Red Hood’s new favorite Gotham hero, and about how Batman has been extra broody as of late. A few stops later they got off with promises of returning.
Second, was Orphan. The silent vigilante steps on with a nod and small wave to Danny which he returns to her as well. While she doesn’t sit in the first she still sits near the front; keeping him well in her eye sight. She watches as Danny interacts with the other riders. Helping some of the older folks get off and on, and making friendly conversation with a few of regulars.
It’s near the end of Danny’s shift, no one else besides them is on at this point, when Orphan finally steps off. Before she does though she gently grabs his hand and places a small device in his palm.
“You’re a kind person. Press this in case of an emergency and we will come.” And just like that she was gone.
The next one almost caused him to have a heart attack, because standing at the bus stop was none other than Robin himself. To make matters even worse Batman was standing right next to him clearly trying to get the young vigilante into the Batmobile that was parked close by. As much as Danny wanted to just drive on by he would never purposely leave someone behind at a stop if they didn’t deserve it.
Once Danny opens the door Robin practically side steps around Batman and stomps his way inside with anger practically radiating off of him. Batman, this time, doesn’t make a move to get on, but Danny knows that he isn’t happy either.
This leads to Batman trailing behind the bus for the next hour while Danny lets Robin rant and vent about every perceived slight that happened tonight, and offer his advice here and there. Eventually, Robin seemed to have calmed down and got off. Danny makes sure that the kid vigilante gets into the Batmobile before continuing on his way.
Then came Signal, the day shift vigilante, who looked and sounded absolutely exhausted. He had climbed onto the bus with a tired groan before collapsing into a seat. Signal goes on a mini rant about how his motorbike is not working, and about how sore he feels.
The last thing he says before practically passing out is, “Batman knows we’re I am. He’ll be picking me up.” Which is both reassuring but concerning for Danny at the same time.
The other bus goers know to leave the sleeping vigilante alone, or face the consequences for doing so. Danny is glad that he was able to provide a safe space for him to rest.
It’s some time later that Danny finds Batman standing alone at a bus stop. Before opening the doors he gets up and gently wakes Signal. He also gives Danny a tired thanks for the ride as he steps off, and walks to the car waiting for him. Batman on the other hand stays standing where he is staring at Danny for moments before following Signal.
Last and most frightening was Nightwing. It was another slow night with no one else on board when it happened; he wasn’t even at a bus stop when it happened.
As Danny was driving along he saw Nightwing stagger out of an alleyway and towards the road. He was able to instantly recognize that something was wrong based on the way Nightwing held himself. Shoulders hunched and a palm pressed against his side; he was hurt.
Stopping the bus Danny runs out to help, that is when he notices the distinct smell of iron, and the growing wet patch covering Nightwing’s side. Danny helps him into the bus and grabs the first aid kit that rests above the door. When he opens it the first thing he sees is the panic button Orphan had given him weeks ago. If not now then when; he presses the button and hopes that it works.
Danny helps Nightwing as best as he can to help stop the bleeding when he hears the roar of a familiar vehicle approaching.
He manages to open the doors just in time for Batman to appear in front of them. Danny doesn’t waste a second before yelling, “Get on!”
With Batman now there they are able to get Nightwing into a much more stable condition. Enough so for them to transfer the injured vigilante from the bus to the car.
Before leaving though Batman turns to Danny and grunts out a simple “Thank you”.
Next
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Kyri I will be sending you my medical bills for the heart attack you've just inflicted. That much fluff is not good for my health 😖



❤️🔥NEXT 3 CHAPTERS ARE ALREADY ON MY KO-FI!❤️🔥
Spicynoodles Bio Parent AU (PREV/FIRST/ )
Next part is coming on July 31st 1PM ET IT'S THEIR (OUR) BABYYYYY
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