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For those of you that don't have Instagram, Doug Jones just posted this:

Which naturally, scared the hell out of everyone.

So he had to follow it up with this:

I love him so much

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"this user is proship" we're all pro ship how the hell else are we gonna get to the Northwest Passage

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jim kirk, we know what you are

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

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Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.

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Only the heaviest of metals for your sophisticated palate, good sir.

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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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it has come to my attention there exists a subset of reenactors who go around renaissance faires "infecting" bystanders with the Plague. i wish to thank these heroes for their service

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sorry for posting a lot about *remembers this is tumblr* nothing i can post whatever i want forever

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Me online today

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nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

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Not that kind of girl <3

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i love when i reblog a mutual's post and then they immediately reblog one of mine. it's the closest thing to sharing orange slices you can get on this website.