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so that spotify wrapped list, huh?

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Once again oc posting

Melanie WAS over both Culinary & Media Media Manipulation when she first began at Cognito, but after Gigi was hired and Mel spent .1 second with her, Melanie made Gigi her apprentice.

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She Alpha on my Beta till I Robotus

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I had a vision

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Oc posting don't mind me

After Melanie finds out J.R. was lying to the robes, didn't actually get sent to shadow prison and has been living in the walls, Alpha-Beta becomes their marriage counselor.

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Musicals I think The Gang would listen to but I give no context

Reagan Ridley- Chicago, Waitress

Brett Hand- Be More Chill, Dear Evan Hansen, La La Land

Gigi Thompson- Mamma Mia, Mean Girls, SIX

Andre Lee- Cannibal! The Musical, Ride The Cyclone, The Book Of Mormon

Myc Cellium- Heathers, Cats, Little Shop Of Horrors

J.R. Scheimpough- Falsettos, The Phantom Of The Opera

Alpha-Beta- Sweeney Todd, Hadestown, Moulin Rouge

Glenn Dolphman- Les Miserables, Hamilton

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My three weed smoking girlfriends

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Andre the type of mf to have this contraption over his bed

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nightmare blunt rotation

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How I look with the 'Any Pronouns' in my bio

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Inside Job characters as John Mulaney quotes

Bc I had to make more

J.R. Scheimpough

Rand Ridley

Tamiko Ridley

Robotus/Alpha-Beta

The Robes

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Just realized hitting it from the back is lowkey an impossible task with J.R. bc how the hell are you gonna have Shaq from Kazaam staring at you while banging and be able to focus on the task at hand

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A.B. thinking about Tamiko I am unwell

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Please indulge me in talking about my Inside Job oc

Picrews below the cut bc I'm not a confident artist

Made two separate outfits bc she's an icon

Melanie Issadore Viola Darby

Usually only goes by Melanie

Lets J.R. and Reagan call her Mel

🎂 November 10th, 1958

Scorpio

ESFJ

From Memphis Tennessee

Old Money™

Her family has been a top distributor of Whiskey in Tennessee since 1802

She was born with her left arm only developed to the shoulder, Rand built her a prototype arm in college. She eventually gets a new (better) one from Reagan.

Married to J.R.

Head of Cognitos 'Nutrition Control' department; i.e. managing and releasing the foods meant to slow/weaken the general public.

Attended Harvards culinary division and graduated top of her class.

Culinary major, Theatre minor.

Officially met J.R. and Rand after one of the latter's attempts at spying on her sorority.

After seeing a flying camera outside her sororities window, she marched to Rands door and beat on the door demanding that Rand come out and face her.

Instead, she was met by a sheepish J.R. who she vaugly recognized from her second period French course.

J.R. only cracked the door and gawked up at the screaming woman in front of him, though she didn't pay him any mind, preferring to shout at the vauge form of Rand through the crack in the door.

Upon leaving, she slams the door quite literally in J.R.s face, cracking his glasses a bit from the impact.

The next day, upon arriving to their second period, J.R. meekly stood in front of Melanie's desk, her noticing the crack in his glasses but not commenting, and he silently hands her a letter, which turns out to be a handwritten apology he signed himself and evidently forced Rand to sign as well.

Not long after, following a number of dates, they began officially seeing each other.

Hates Rand, but Tamiko is her bestie.

Mel and J.R. were married pretty much right out of college, and spent 4 months on their honeymoon before Melanie officially began working at Cognito. Inc.

This poorly made chart is the only other thing I can think to add to my little overview (I will be periodically coming back and adding stuff), but if anyone would like to ask questions, feel free too!

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Inside Job characters as John Mulaney quotes

Bc anytime I make a new blog I have to do this.

Reagan Ridley

Brett Hand

Andre Lee

Gigi Thompson

Magic Myc

Glenn Dolphman

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Inside Job having amazing neurodivergent representation bc I too become violent when offered physical attention of any kind and needs to be high in order to feel normal in any social gathering