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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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sfth’s youtube banner makes it very evident that theyre also aware of this, but as someone who needs to focus really hard to tell the difference between peoples faces at first glance, its always impressed me that they manage to be 4 white guys who look so distinctive that it is easy to distinguish between them

its like cartoon character design using different shapes as inspiration

tom is (both in vibes and looks) a tall, thin, green rectangle and he has thick dark hair that usually stays in relatively the same shape on his head

luke is like a yellow triangle with one point pointing down and even though he’s a shape shifter he is the only one with blonde hair

aj is kind of like an orange rectangle with a hemisphere on top (sorry bald joke)

and sam has very much red circle vibes and has slightly lighter hair, with a less definitive shape than tom’s

somehow they’ve collected as 4 very different looking white guys and its kind of impressive

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I AM SCREECHING AMAZON PRIME/PARAMOUNT+ KEEPS FLASHING THIS SPLIT SECOND CLIP OF A PEPPERONI PIZZA FROM LITTLE CAESAR'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS SCENE 😆😭🤣💀

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crow singing along to flute music

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reddit, how do I make my firstborn stop playing with the fans, the ornaments, and the makeup when he is supposed to be a warlord. I fear I shall raise a poet.

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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

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*le sigh*

i have decided

that I must rely on Tumblr

not threatening at all

so, I set a goal for ye-

3500 Notes- I come out to my dad by text, only saying "I'm gay"

5000 Notes- I come out but in real life interaction, still only saying "I'm gay" (no elaboration)

6500 Notes- I come out in person, with elaboration on what flavour of gay I am

Setting myself to check back in on this post this Tuesday (26th Aug [y'all have 4 days, AEST])

i both hope it doesn't hit 3500 and also really hope it does (it prob won't cuz I set it so high [on purpose])

Reblog limit: 2 Comment limit: 5

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*le sigh*

i have decided

that I must rely on Tumblr

not threatening at all

so, I set a goal for ye-

3500 Notes- I come out to my dad by text, only saying "I'm gay"

5000 Notes- I come out but in real life interaction, still only saying "I'm gay" (no elaboration)

6500 Notes- I come out in person, with elaboration on what flavour of gay I am

Setting myself to check back in on this post this Tuesday (26th Aug [y'all have 4 days, AEST])

i both hope it doesn't hit 3500 and also really hope it does (it prob won't cuz I set it so high [on purpose])

Reblog limit: 2 Comment limit: 5

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just learned that magnolias are so old that they’re pollinated by beetles because they existed before bees

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Letting y’all see a technical difficulty from today whoops

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!