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My man be sending me pictures of rings and my finger suddenly FEELS empty 😂

Dont be teasing me like that, im in love wt yu

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All I want is to be taken to a nice restaurant and do all the cheesy romantic things then going home and getting fucked like a whore is that too much to ask for?

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no but like seriously masturbate to me

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🙃

Maybe if i'm being a Brat i Will get your attention♡

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honestly

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Explicit sex scenes can be gratuitous, but they can also be valuable characterisation tools. If I describe a story’s protagonist getting pegged by a birthday clown, that tells you several things about the protagonist and several things about the clown.

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So I saw this prompt once about Mordred constantly bringing up druid oppression, and I had to take it.

Mordred, at his knighting ceremony: I wish my old druid friends could see me now! Arthur: :) Mordred: But they can't. Because they're dead. Arthur: :( Mordred: Because you and your guards killed them. Arthur:

Mordred: I'm not going to the ceremony because the religious elements make me uncomfortable. Arthur: Not a religious man, eh? Mordred: I already have a religion. I'm a druid. Arthur: The Old Religion?? Mordred: Duh? Arthur: The Old Religion is bad!! Mordred: What are you gonna do, ground me? Arthur:

Mordred: Meeeerliiiin! Arthur acts like he's my father! Merlin: Don't talk sass to me or I'm telling your mother. Mordred: EMRYS Merlin: Actually don't talk to me at all.

Arthur: Merlin, I need you spend more time with Mordred and convince him to abandon the Old Religion. Merlin: This day couldn't get any worse...

Merlin, begrudgingly doing laundry with Mordred: Mordred: So... Merlin: Mordred: Do you think you effectively utilized Emrys power by saving the life of a genocidal dictator? Merlin: THIS DAY JUST GOT WORSE

Arthur: Merlin, stop breathing down Mordred's neck! We're trying to train here. Merlin, standing right behind Mordred as he spars: Merlin: Knee locking syndrome! Merlin: Mordred showed signs of it. Merlin: I'm making sure he doesn't hurt himself. Mordred: Arthur: Arthur: Yeah, okay.

Merlin, telepathically: STOP THRUSTING SO HARD Mordred, telepathically: That's what she said. Merlin:

Mordred, later, telepathically: Remember when Morgana went mad over the cognitive dissonance of being born under magic while under an oppressor's rule? Mordred: Aren't you afraid it will happen again? Merlin, bolting upright: MORDRED!!!

Merlin: You need to legalize magic. Arthur: wh Merlin: It's that or Mordred will disown you. Arthur: WH

Arthur, sweating: Yes, I have a druid son. Yes, he has magic. No, it's not a problem. Merlin: Arthur, you've got to stop leading with that every time you meet a druid.

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who the fuck cares about the thinness of a laptop i want that thing to have at leat 10 usb ports and a cd drive what the fuck

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Because i have ✨abandonment issues✨

“please don’t touch my heart, unless you plan to stay”

— Unknown

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Guess i was in the desert

“It had been a perfect fit, but perfection can be an illusion.”

— Kerry Lonsdale

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Always of you.

“She demands a great deal from life; she reads, dreams of love —always of love.”

— Ivan Turgenev, A Correspondence (1855)

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And here I am doing the splits.

“We all have one foot in a fairytale, and the other in the abyss.”

— Paulo Coelho