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[justcallmeano]

We need mean!reader, angry!reader, misunderstood!reader, creepy!reader, gross!reader, toxic!reader, nonforgiving!reader, selfish!reader, narcissistic!reader, dark!reader, FEDUP!reader. That bitch is way too nice, passive, and sensible. ✋🏾😂

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The ages of the rottmnt characters!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Rise_of_the_Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_characters#:~:text=Leonardo%20(voiced%20by%20Ben%20Schwartz,to%20have%20actual%20encouraging%20charisma.

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I wanna check if the TRV fandom is alive or not

Reblog if you are a part of the Tokyo revengers fandom and consume TR content

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#funny

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Hi! :D Can I please request female reader fic where she's married to Bill in the 1950s?

Married to Bill Preston Esquire? Sure 🤷🏽‍♀️

Sorry this took so long, I've been dealing with school and trying to find a job at the same time so.. Yeah 😌 bill is in his mid 30's or early 40's cuz I said so

Bill is still sweet as ever , especially after you two have been together after you both graduated high school

He's very gentle with you

Ted left to go do acting I stead of being cooped up in the military like his father had wanted him to be, and you were the only other person in the group who stayed with him

He takes you out on dates to show you how appreciated he is for you staying and to show much he loves you

You on the other hand, always stayed by his side

I think older bill, like he definitely knows how to take care of himself but this on time when you guys went to a restaurant and they put pickles in his burger, he didn't want to be a boomer so he didn't say anything but you quickly got up and said "Excuse me! He said no pickles, take this back and fix my husbands order!"

You standing up for him.. Bro, he was scared but horny at the same time so like.. ?? Wow 😍

Good y/n 😊

His father passed away from a stroke and his stepmother was way out of town

You knit his clothes and see up any patches in his old clothes

(Sorry if its short! I'm still new to writing, and I also don't know much about the 1950's besides how racist and sexist ppl were back in that time?? Sooo yea)

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Merry Christmas

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Bill and Ted requests :)

Hiii! You sent me a request so I’m sending you a request. Can you do Bill and Ted (it doesn’t have to be poly if you don’t want to write it poly. One or the other is fine) and reader head cannons? If not that’s perfectly fine 😅

-Ghost

WOO uhh no gender was specified soo...Gn reader ig

Im gonna do seperate and ya cant stop me either and this ask wasnt specifically asking for i certain genre sooo Imma just do it in general

William Stanley Preston Esq.

We all know bill ._. Dumb, Cute, Funny, obviously not the best at subjects.. Especially history but ofc he know better enough to shut something down! especially if it is making him, ted, or y/n uncomfortable

Lets just say one day you ask him "hey bill, why do you call yourself esquire?" and he's like "Oh well.. Because it sounds pretty cool and also because I heard that esquire is a british title descended from the position squire, an apprentice to a knight or something like that"

I see him as a heavily pansexual lmao HE DOESNT KNOW IT YET BUT I SMELL IT OFF HIM

Bill and Y/n.. they for sure hang out at his house way more, especially for band practice and bc teds father is a dick and we dont wanna hear yelling about alaska or military school whatsoever meanwhile we doing arts and crafts for a damn science project or smth 😭😐 so you both hang out more in bill's place or better yet .. Just hang out at 7/11, they had 7/11 in 1986 right? EITHER WAY, you hang out with bill at his house or go somewhere else for a date 😋

Any arguments? Forgive and forget babe, dont focus on ths past. I see bill on his knees begging adorably for forgiveness for bein stoopid AND WHY WOULD YOU NOT FORGIVE DIS MAN?!? but then again, I can promise you! Not a lot of arguments would even be happening tbh, y'all are chilling and killin like villains 😎

If you are ever caught wearing his crops tops, like he just showered and it smelt like him soooo why tf not?? right?! He's been dreaming of it, this was a sight to die for 😩

"Woah, babe.. You look ... excellent, like.. down rightoues!"

Ted is totally third wheeling, like.. how could not?? He might as well but be apart of the relario ship already -_- EVEN IF HE WAS THIRD WHEELING ON SOME OF UR DATES, EITHER YOU OR BILL (possibly mostly you) WILL BUY HIM A GIFT SO IT FELT LIKE HE WAS SORTA THERE TOO 😭💗 A switch but probably more dom but depends on what he feels, i feel like he could a lil pervy too but hey you chose to date bill so good luck

invites you to brand practice almost every fucking day, It never gets old and it never will (until he moves to santa carla wink wink)

Ted "theodore" Logan

Ted is.. ted :) but like... Special, ya know?

ted is sweet, like bill but just way too sweet cuz his brain is always brrr, ya know? 😃

He gets you gifts, treats you like a queen, always so kind, so understanding(or tries to be cuz brain go brrr 24/7)

If ur short, he will literally pick you up and carry you cuz u his queen(or king) 🙄😩

YOU PROTECT HIM FROM HIS DAMN FATHER

Lowkey, depending on you. you could possibly make a good impression on his dad, especially if ur his gf/study partner (or bf! either way, you get the point)

You probably babysat his brother a few times , lets just say he probably looks to you tbh

JUST AN OPINION BUT UHM.. I feel like, he would mostly be sub in sex like almost ALL THE TIME like i dont see him being all that dominant tbh, just me? well go away 😭 Ted just slips into the submissive for me, OKAY?! he just seems so adorable 😕😐

Arguments with ted? pfft, funny. You're a really- .. You're a funny person! like omgird you got some jokes

Loves thay you get along with his father better than him, he could learn a thing or two from as well with his brother. You might as well be another parent to his brother or smth, like ur a child whisperer-

ted gives me a vibe that speaks for itself way too loudly "The stoner type" ya know? If ur dating him and friends with bill in the future then I feel like they start smoking at 18 and 19 (18 for ted and 19 for bill)

Calls you an excellent babe, like bill but sweeter in a way?

Swoons when he sees you in his clothes or like his sweaters/shirts/pants/anything for that matter 💗💗

I tried my best,im so sorry if its whack. new to writing so personally it doesnt bother me a lot but still ;-;

[justcallmeano]

Aight so.. I've been into fanfiction for a while now and certain fandoms soo I kinda wanna join in. Never done it before but once i get used to it and I work on spelling and grammar more often, then I can totally do way better descriptions ♡♡

Moving on, Hi! My name is Alexis or Britt. I prefer my actual name tbh but either way, Im fine with Britt too! This is a writing/art blog where i post my own art of my oc and possibly other characters

Who will I write for?

The lost boys(1987) : David, Marko, Micheal, Star, Laddie(PLATONIC ONLY), Dwayne, Paul, Sam, Edgar, Alan, Max

Bill and Ted; Excellent Adventures : Princess Joanna , Bill, Ted, Princess elizabeth

Beetlejuice (movie only) : Beetlejuice, lydia

OUAT : Peter pan, Wendy, Mr. Gold, Killian Hook/Captain hook, Henry Mills (Older or Platonic) , Felix, Devin

Teen Wolf : Scott, Stiles, Lydia, Jackson, Derek hale, malia tate, isaac lahey, liam, Garrett, Peter, Kira, Ethan, Erica, Daany, Mason, Corey

Stranger things : Eddie, Steve (for now, But i will add on!!)

What will I write?

I can write for poly or well.. try to, still new to writing

Bc im new to writing, I will mostly do drabbles and headcanons but I will update this when I feel as though Im ready to write even more than just drabbles and Headcanons

IM SO SOREY BUT .. female reader or gn reader only, Im so fucking sorry! Gn is still pointing to anyone of the gender 😕😅

Fluff

Angst

Smut(maybe, I will practice on it ofc)

Hurt//Comfort

Hurt

Platonic

Different Aus (Alternate Universe)

I will add on to this later on in the future but for now.. Looking crispy uwu

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🌸 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not 🌸

Aloha :3

1:Uh .. again, My name is actually alexis and not valerie but thats the name my parents crossed out, but now i hate my damn name and Im insecure about it :D

2: I'm a gemini andd sometimes i hate being what i am but being a gemini or a certain zodiac sign always have its ups and down or pros and cons :/

3: I'm bisexual and also over 18 but I dont tend to chamge my bio, time or not ..I dont spend my time doing it 😭

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🌸 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts about yourself and send it to the last 7 blogs in your notifications, anonymously or not 🌸

1: My name is actually Alexis but the name my parents were planning to give me were valerie. dont ask me why, ask my parents :D

2: Dont hate me for this but I'm a gemini, but I'm very lazy and i'm not all that out-going as people say geminis are

3: I'm over 18 but i dont edit my damn bio becuae I am lazy asf and i do have the time to change it 😊 but i just dont spend my time on doing it. Does anyone else relate to that or is it just me?

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yEs....yes...YES YESSSSS LQJWBWJOQIWBWB

GOING ON AN OTHER Y/N BECAUSE IVE HAD ENOUGH

“i didn’t mean it-” YES YOU DID YOU BITCH NOW GROW SOME BALLS AND SMACK EM’ BEFORE I GO THROUGH THE FUCKING SCREEN AND DO IT FOR YOU YA BITCH.

no matter how many ppl i block i STILL SEE THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. CAN WE STOP IT WITH THE INNOCENT ACT⁉️ I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT IF YOU WERE THERE YOU WOULDN’T BE TAKING THEIR BULLSHIT AND WOULD SCREAM BACK AT THEM‼️

it just infuriates me to see people humiliate the reader like that‼️‼️

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Oh im fine, just very tired actually

but here

something for you bc a stressful eve is noy the eve i want uwu i want a happy eve :3

Eve :3 eve uwu

darling evanglina 😭

hola, como estas 😊

yes, hello my love<3 sorry ive been stressing all night and today because my car rental got into a car crash and no other place was renting big enough cars for me and my family to fit for our road trip 😭🤚

so thats how my life is going, you didnt ask but im still so upset but i AM working on your very good request rn.

how are you doing lovely?

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LOVE IT

LOVE IT BRAVO

but making a part 2 is on you, but i would love to see the date though😭 but its ur blog, ur choice ♡

Hai:D me again uwu

I loved ur last post with the badass s/o bc i kinda hate seeing them with an always innocent reader or s/o 😭 like there ARE SO MANY PERSONALITIES THAT WE ALL RELATE TOO then just "cutesy, soft, gentle" etc.

Sooo how about a female reader who is- wait ..wait hold on...

*proceeds to push micheal put the way*

.. A female reader who is lesbian and falls in love with star? :D I want to see thw boys reaction but mainly star, you can add micheal if you want but pretend like micheal and star never dated tho :^ unless you want some angst in it 😏 i dont mind uwu

Star x Female!Reader

a/n: no because I have no idea what authors think about when writing those stories?? like what if YOU were in the reader’s shoes would YOU act like that?? no. no, you wouldn’t so cut the bs and add some SASS. Ngl I have a feeling that some authors have some misogynistic views embedded into them because I genuinely can’t think of any other reason as to why they keep writing the reader so innocent?!?

You were aimlessly walking around the boardwalk bored of all the rides you had already done. Observing your surroundings as you make up a fake personality for each person you pass by. Your friends were gossiping next to you but you weren’t really focused on what they were saying. When your group agreed to take a break they all decided to leave to get ice cream but you chose to stay and rest your feet instead.

distracted by the moonlight hitting the ocean you didn’t notice the group of guys slowly approaching you. “what’s a sweet thing like you doing out this late~?” well that certainly brought you back to reality. “It’s only 10 pm idiot.”  you snarked back a reply as you turned around 4 guys stood next to you. “oouuhh~ this kitty’s got claws!” one of the curly blondes replied.

They all seemed really interested in making you like them but something else caught your eye or should I say someone else? unfortunately, one of the guys was blocking your view and wouldn’t move out the way. “move you're blocking the view” as you pushed past him you saw a curly-haired brunette that wore a long white dress. “Good evening my lady~ what’s a delicate flower such as yourself doing hanging around these parts” you said as you picked her hand up and placed a light kiss on it while maintaining eye contact.

EVERYONE was dumbfounded. “did she seriously just push me aside?!?” David asked himself while Marco was on the floor laughing his ass off. Star was practically giving you heart eyes as she mustered up the courage to say something. “oh! uh- well I was just taking a walk… would you like to join me?” “it would be my honour”

“Oh! I forgot to introduce myself... I’m Star what’s your name?” “it’s ______ but you can call me whatever you’d like” as you finished your sentence you could tell her face had turned a few shades darker.

right, when you and Star were about to turn around one of the guys said something. “Hey! where do you think you’re going sweetheart?”  the look on Star’s face was nervous, it made your stomach sink.  “We were about to go for a walk”  you replied for her, David gave you a deadly glare that you gladly returned."Neither are you invited” and with that, you quickly took Star’s hand and left.

You guys spent the rest of the night walking around and making conversation about your hobbies and interests. Taking her on every ride she asked for and spoiling her the whole night made your heart race, especially when she would look at you after she made a joke to see if you liked it or not. Both of you decided to gift each other a ring, every time you held hands the cold metal would rub against your fingers.

Star was smiling you were smiling, and everything felt perfect. Well, that was until you guys had to part ways. "It was lovely hanging out with you today" you said with a smile on your face "Yeah I really enjoyed it... would you like to meet me by the merry-go-round tomorrow?" Star said shyly barely maintaining eye contact "sure, same time?" "Yep!" and right before you turned away she grabbed your face and kissed your cheek.

After you had left to go meet up with your friends, Star was stuck having to fight herself out of the guy's grasp. "Dude she was so hot! I would let her choke me!" Paul blurted out as everyone else started asking questions. Micheal kept quiet the entire time as everyone fussed over Star and you.

"do you think she'd be down to-" "Don't even think of finishing that sentence Marco." Star retorted knowing he was going to ask something inappropriate. "I mean it's not like she’s in love with you, it was just one date." Micheal said. "How would you know? you weren't invited. Besides I'm going out with her tomorrow as well." Star defended. "Can we join-" "No. this is MY date, not yours." She said interrupting Paul.

The boys retired to their nest while Star started getting comfortable in bed. It took her a while before falling asleep that morning because she was too excited for the next day.

might make a part 2 >,>

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*cough* ...not covid i swear

But uh..... thank you so much :3 idc how much you spent on it, it'll be appreciated on your work and dedication (cant spell)

Also i apologize if you dont write for female readers, I also liked how you inclided star. I ♡ star just as much as the next person andd i agree on the fact that she needs more love

oh and 3 main questions, 1: Do you write for female reader or s/o (whatever you wish to use)? And if not thats fine, i just felt like being specific :^

2: How many times can the same user request? or do you not care? im not saying u should! Just curious cuz I have a lot of ideas if ur willing to write them 🤗

3: ..Is is okay to request for star x lesbian reader? 💀👁👁

hewwo :3

if you still take requests and are writing for the lost boys, how would they react to having an (AFAB or gender nuetral) s/o who is like.. 20x smarter than david, 40x more reckless than are and she or they are ABSOLUTE BADASS. They have a kickass attitude and fashion like Cruella de vil(not the disney one! If you know which im talking about, the one with emma stone it UGH she is amazing♡♡)

Maybe she also has a motorcycle? its lot faster than theirs and micheal combined.

(this can be headcanons if you want it to be! and sorry if you dont write for female readers, I apologize)

a/n: LET ME TELL U I SCREAMED READING THIS AND MY FRIENDS ON VC WE’RE LIKE: “🤨 this dude crazy” also yes i will be doing hc bc i SUCK also material girl energy💅✨ i added star as well bc my girl deserves some love <3 also sry for the end it’s kinda rushed since i stayed up until 4 am writing this 😭

The Lost Boys with a badass s/o

ok so the first time they notice you was when you had parked your motorcycle in ‘their’ spot and they were like “who tf does this person think they are?!?” but when they got a closer look at your motorcycle they noticed that it was a newer model that costed a pretty penny $ that and the fact that it was A LOT better than theirs, they were pissed to say the least… 👁👁

so when Paul FINALLY sniffed you out from the crowded boardwalk they were intrigued….I mean it’s not every day people that wear… a leather jacket in hot weather? That and the fact that you were practically running and screaming around the boardwalk dragging your friend.

so they just continued to watch over you guys until you and your friend parted ways. “So your the one who’s taken our spot” david responded aggressively as you climbed on your motorcycle. “i didn’t see your name on it jackass” and with that you started up your bike and WOOSH. AND THE FUNNIEST PART IS THAT THEY TRIED TO CATCH UP BUT THEY COULDN’T BECAUSE YOUR BIKE WAS TOO FAST “SEE YA SUCKAS’” if they weren’t pissed before they DEFINITELY were now

and now every time you go back there (listen that video store has some really good movies that not a lot of other shops have!) you always see them and talk to them, well mostly them hitting on you because they thought you were cute but they swear that’s not the reason why they keep hoping to see you down at the video store. And let me tell you, Max is FED UP with having to deal with them going in the store EVERY DAY and asking whether or not you visited.

but eventually they start growing on you and when you accepted their request to join them at the cave Marco had the biggest grin on the whole night! David was kinda pouty because every. single. time. you somehow knew the answers to EVERYTHING he would say! Ngl the guys were snickering the whole time bc you kept outsmarting him so eventually he shut up. Micheal would sit next to you and steal some glances at you and when you turned your head he would act as if he wasn’t looking! <3 Star would always ask about your outfits, always asking questions about where you got it and how you managed to style the clothes. Dwayne wouldn’t say much but he would keep staring at you but wouldn’t look away he’d just… 👁👁

so when you guys all start dating i have a feeling that Star would be the most clingy, like she would hold your arm, try to make you laugh or smile by making jokes, dead stare anyone who tries to hit on you OH AND whenever you go out and do some stupid shit she’ll give you that ‘mom stare’ with her arms crossed (please stop hurting yourself when you go out she always worries about you!)

Marco is your personal delivery guy, if you need anything just ask him and he’ll run to the store to get it for you, but in return he asks for a kiss or a hug ;)

Paul likes to ask you a bunch of question a on your music taste and force you to listen to his music also likes race you with your bike (even though he always loses)

for the 2 blondes they’ll always be by your side trying to encourage you to do smth stupid (ofc if you’re not comfortable they’ll stop immediately) most of the time it woks and you guys end up having to run away from the cops but it’s all in good fun! Plus what’s life without a little excitement?! Besides they’re vampires what’s the worst that can happen?

now… for Dwayne at the beginning he doesn’t really know how to show he loves you. Like yeah he’s been with the gang for a long time but they know him so it’s different. He would try to give you lots of gifts, especially shiny things like jewelry, rocks, books, clothes basically anything he’d think you’ll like.

Micheal likes to spend quality time with you so that means he loves to take you out on dates: walking around the boardwalk, watching the fireworks, going to concerts, takeout on the beach/beach date yeah stuff like that :)

David likes to try to outsmart you even thought the end result is always the same: he asks you a question then you reply coyly and he tries to counter you with an other question that you know the answer to. >:| it really gets him riled up so just go cuddle with him and he’ll let it go just because it’s you…

but all together y’all make a huge cuddle pile with a bunch of blankets and hang out in the cave while marco and paul bounce off the walls.

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I already requested something..i think? i cant remember 😥😟

BUT IMMA MAKE REQUESTS FOR VAMPIRE S/O I PROMISE, LIKE RIGHT AFTER UR DONE. I SWEAR ON MY MAMA I WILL

the fact i dont have a vampire s/o is bullshit like im adorable now let me be a blood bag