justcallmeasmodeus

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ONE DAY MOREEEEEEE

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Do. It.

is this even like WORTH it?

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Yes. Do it.

is this even like WORTH it?

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I will bring a dog for everyone to cuddle, and a voracious appetite for said world-famous biscotti. (Literally it’s my favorite part of Christmas every year)

Moot party!!

idk how to do these so reblog and tag ur moots/besties :3

i’ll start

@boingodigitalart @gummygoatgalaxy @morbidravez @thewarnerssister @20thcls @weblena-for-life @r4wr-c0r3zz @alex31624 @cinabonsticks

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Birthday wishes do come true

...why is scar jo fighting dinosaurs?

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Happy Valentine's Day 💖💖

Honestly I feel like a night with Rossi would fix a lot right now 😅🤣🥰

Happy Valentines Day to you too 💋

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My new favorite rant, lesbehonest

Ok.

OK.

I'm tired of the TV show cliche of the woman getting eaten out and the dude is under the blanket hiding.

Not only is he under the giant blanket and not moving remotely like he's having desert, or listening to her (bc muffling blanket), or seeing her face to make sure he's on the right path... if we are to believe the placement of his covered head, he's EATING OUT HER BELLY BUTTON.

Idk who's vajajay is up that fucking high, but it ain't no woman I've ever seen...

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Oh good lord I don’t even know if I can name 10 movies off the top of my head 🤣

Oh look, I did it 🤣

Tagging viewers like you. 💋

Rules: Without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favorite films, then tag ten (or more) people to do the same.

Thank u @deanwinchesterswitch !

This was hard! Lol my brains not work

Tagginggggg

@kittenofdoomage @because-imma-lady-assface @justcallmeasmodeus @justanothertheofficeblog

@feelmyroarrrr @caplanbuckybarnes @mariekoukie6661 @bkwrm523

@stunudo @kazsrm67

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Boop.

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Omg I wanna do a rewatch nowwwwwwwww they’re such babiessssss

Good Morning @justcallmeasmodeus @mariekoukie6661

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Put vodka in it

What is my life that a razz-cranberry La Croix is my special treat yoself moment?

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A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible. It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

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his boops

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Agreed. Except if you’re not doing it on your property. Then you might want to ask permission, bc some of us shoot first and ask questions later, when it comes to strangers on our land.

a LOT of kink content on tumblr is fantasy and does not reflect what kink should actually be like. it is totally ok to be turned on by these fantasies and it's good to incorporate them into your sex life in safe ways. however a lot of the hot hardcore kink scenarios that make it seem like everything was spontaneous are not necessarily lying to you, but they are leaving out the "before" part. kink requires a LOT of discussion and communication. you should not forsake this part of kink because you wanna get to sex immediately because the before and after of kink are just as important, if not more, than the during.

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Legit going to be me in like, an hour 😂😂😂

it's @justcallmeasmodeus's birthday today! Go send her some love

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Thanks roaryyyyy

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HAPPYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Thanks Marieeeeee 🥰🥰🥰🥰