justdesusthings
justdesusthings
So long you prick
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30, She/Her || This is my Desus dumpster || 18+
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justdesusthings · 11 days ago
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happy pride month to the scrapped twd storyline where daryl was supposed to fall in love with jesus. those bitches lgbt
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justdesusthings · 23 days ago
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everyday i mourn gay daryl
he was supposed to be gay why didnt he end up gay💔💔💔
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justdesusthings · 1 month ago
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Beautiful baby boys
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twd daryl x jesus in big 2025
sorry lol
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justdesusthings · 2 months ago
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DARYL WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE A ENEMIES TO LOVERS GAY TROPE BUT THEY DIDN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT
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justdesusthings · 2 months ago
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The comics according to people on tiktok who can't be bothered to do a simple Google search before opening their mouths:
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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I told my dad about daryl x jesus and he went "Daryls not gay??"
Brother. I mean father. This is the man that does the cuntyest little arm THROW everytime he's mildly inconvenienced??
And is played by a guy who was in a lady gaga music video?
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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They won't let me out of the padded cell anymore. I keep screaming about this every time they do.
no cause daryl was supposed to get in a relationship with jesus!! I WAS ROBBED
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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I need people to stop writing daryl as some top or dom alpha.... that redneck loser has NO EXPERIENCE!!! HE HAS NEVER TOUCHED A WOMAN OR MAN IN HIS LIFE!! Norman has said in so many interviews that Daryl has no fucking experience.... Beth was literally the first girl to even been nice to that old man 😭😭
Write more inexperienced daryl fics, i beg 💔 and more daryl x male fics 💔💔 still so pissed they didn't make him and jesus canon... bastards...
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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the gay club wouldve saved you diva
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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“daryl should have been gay daryl should have been gay” i chant to myself as i rock back and forth in the corner of my padded cell
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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Daryl and Jesus
Desus
Deesus nuts
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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My friend is spitting facts over here
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justdesusthings · 3 months ago
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me, logging into ao3 5 minutes before bedtime: WAITER! bring me your finest enemies to lovers!
ao3 tag search function: excellent choice, sir! how would you like it cooked?
me: explicit. with a side of hurt/comfort
ao3: lovely! and may i suggest a drizzle of mutual pining?
me: of course, and can you add a spritz of angst? make it a 100k slowburn for good measure
ao3: coming right up, sir
me: thank you. oh, and waiter?
ao3: yes, sir?
me: make it gay
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justdesusthings · 4 months ago
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KNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE FOR THE 2 JESUS SHIPS THAT NEVER HAPPENED
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justdesusthings · 4 months ago
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I literally hate C@ryl.
Before i say anything else, here's a disclaimer:
If you ship C@ryl and you're respectful to other ships and you're normal about it, and by normal i mean you don't harass people who like them as platonic friends, don't think you're entitled for it to become canon or think your ship is somehow more valid than others, i'm not talking about you. Carry on.
C@rylers literally ruined Daryl and Carol's relationship for me. Constantly through out the show's existense they've been so fucking entitled and insufferable about the ship.
I remember when Desus was at it's peak, the biggest Desus blogs would get so many anons harassing them in their asks about how Desus was never going to be canon because C@ryl was the only valid ship. They bitched and moaned every time Daryl or Carol didn't have scenes together in the episodes and felt so entitled to their ship, invalidating the beautiful, platonic friendship these two characters had.
I literally remember someone saying that the writers owe them to make it canon because the ship has existed so long.
No they don't.
Now they've taken to bashing Norman and the spinoff for "bating" them and calling them misogynistic and all that shit.
Norman and Melissa don't want C@ryl. Carol called Daryl her brother. They have zero romantic chemistry imo. It is Canon that Carol ships Daryl and Connie. And it is so important for media to offer representation for realistic, close, platonic friendships between men and women because so many people still think men and women can't be just friends.
I love Carol and Daryl's relationship so much mut these days everytime i see them interacting or if i see an edit of them, it just doesn't feel the same because i know there's gonna be some entitled C@ryler mischaracterizing it and claiming them to be Canon.
I probs just need to get over it but god it just ruined them for me.
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justdesusthings · 4 months ago
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The Walking Dead: Daryl & Jesus
The new season of The Walking Dead starts this month!
Had to get a drawing of my faves in while I had the time– it was nice to try out something a bit more mellow like this to emulate the quieter moments of the show.
(Managed to have a bit of fun with a more painty coloring style for this one as well~) 
  –SPEEDPAINT FOR THIS DRAWING– 
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