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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

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😌Magical Self-Care😌

Recently I have been really stressful and in the near future I need a little personal time. You know just me, a good book, a cup of tea and some self care.

In one of Arin Murphy-Hiscock’s book called ‘The Witch’s Book of Self-Care’ I found some good recipes which I’m gonne try as soon as possible!

🍪Vanilla Cookie Sugar Scrub🍪

This lovely scrub will make your skin so smooth and glowing! Plus it has amazing smell.

You need:

¼ cup coconut oil

¼ cup brown sugar

¼ teaspoon vanilla extrac

4-ounce glass jar or plastic storage container with lid

Additional: to make it smell more amazing, you can add a pinch of ground cinnamon or giner and allspice!

Additional: I gonna try to add some pumpkin spice to the scrub to make it smell like autumn!

How to do it:

Mix all the ingredients together in a small jar.

To use, massage onto skin

After rinse with warm water

Pat dry.

🌸Relaxing Bath Oil🌸

‘This is a lovely, all-purpose blend for relaxing in the bath. It’s good before bed, or when you need to unwind after a tense day at work.‘

You need:

Rose quartz stone ( Make sure the stone is small enough to fit in the bottle you intend to use.)

1 cup carrier oil of you choice

Bottle with lid

5 drops lavender essential oil

5 drops lavender essential oil

3 drops frankincense essential oil

2 drops sandalwood essential oil

White candle and candleholder

Matches or lighter

Label and pen or marker

How to do it:

Cleanse the stone

Pour the carrier oil into the bottle. Add the essential oils. Cap the bottle and gently shake to blend the oils.

Pour the carrier oil into the bottle. Add the essential oils. Cap the bottle and gently shake to blend the oils.

Let the candle burn down. Label the bottle

Allow the oil to rest at least a week, if possible, to develop before using.

To use, add 2–4 tablespoons to your bath and swish your hands around to help disperse the oil in the water.

🍚Magical Body Butter Blend: Serenity🍚

As you can see this blend contains jasmine, rose and lavender oil to create a blend that attracts balance and peace.The blue candle and amethyst, jade, and moonstone also work to underline peace and to calm stress.

You need:

1 recipe Body Butter 

4 drops jasmine essential oil

4 drops rose essential oil

2 drops lavender essential oil

Pale blue candle and candleholder

Matches or lighter

Amethyst stone

Jade stone

Moonstone

How to do it:

Prepare the Body Butter as per the previous recipe, adding the jasmine, rose, and lavender oils where essential oils are indicated in the recipe.

When the Magical Body Butter is finished and placed in the container, bring it to your work space. Set the candle in the center of the work space, place the container of butter in front of it, and arrange the three stones in a semicircle in front of the container.

Light the pale blue candle, and say: Spirits of serenity, I invite you here. Lend to this butter your peace, your calm. May I be blessed by you each time I use it. .

Touch the amethyst and say, “Amethyst, I invoke your calm. Lend it to this butter.”

Touch the jade and say, “Jade, I invoke your tranquility. Lend it to this butter.” 6. Touch the moonstone and say, “Moonstone, I invoke your peace. Lend it to this butter.”

Sit at your work space with your eyes closed, breathing deeply, sensing the calm around you. When you feel it is right, you may extinguish the candle and leave, or allow the candle to burn down completely to continue to charge the butter.

🌼Herbal Tea Hair Rinse🌼

Just as an addiction I added my herbal hair rinse to this list because for me it works really well. My hair is less greasy plus I love the smell of my hair after this rinse. 😊

You need:

1 tablespoon of Chamomile tea

1 tablespoon of  Green tea

1 tablespoon of Jasmine tea

1 tablespoon of Peppermint tea

1 tablespoon of Lavender tea

1 tablespoon of  Rooibos tea

Additional: One of them drawed my attention to rosemary which can be a good addition to this recipe! So if you would like to add rosemary as well in my opinion 1 tablespoon of it will be enough.  

How to do it:  

Brew a strong tea out of the herbs. (Because I have long hair I usually make 1 liter of strong brew.)

Let it sit and cool to roome temperature.

After washing your hair and putting your regular balming your hair,  slowly pour the brew through your hair and massage your scalp.

You can rinse with water your hair after the herbal rinse, but personally I love leaving out this step because water makes the good herbal tea smell go away.

🍵Herbal tea for relaxation🍵

As I mentioned before there is no relaxation without a good cup of your favorite tea. Here I mention some tea which is excellent for reliving stress and soothing both your body and mind.

Calming teas:

Chamomile: used for antianxiety, relaxation

Green Tea: helps combat anxiety and stress,  keeps you alert yet calm enough without making you feel drowsy

Lavender: relaxation, good for addressing emotional stress

Lemon Balm: soothe headaches, calm anxiety, and treat insomnia

Lemon Verbena: promotes restful sleep, works as an antiinflammatory, improves digestion, calms nerves, eases stress, functions as an antioxidant

Passion Flower: combats anxiety, panic, insomnia, and depression, calms nerve pain, help balance mood

Peppermint:  reduce stress and relieves you from anxiety,

Rose tea:  helps remedy stress and anxiety,  calming effect

Skullcap: treat anxiety, headaches, and insomnia, promotes relaxation

Vervain:  possesses an antianxiety, relaxant, sedative effect, strong antioxidant, it packs a lot of vitamin C

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Trying to plan D&D is like herding cats

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That DM feel when

You wanna bounce ideas for your campaign off your friends but most of your friends are in said campaign

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[The half-elf bard with a criminal background decides to look for marshmallows for their campfire while in a forest. This is our second session.] DM: Roll for perception. Bard: 14? DM: Well, you definitely find something. Your character stumbles into a field of fluffy white plants and they sure LOOK like marshmallows. Bard: Can I roll to inspect them? DM: Sure. Bard: 17. DM: They’re drugs. Bard: …. I call my underground contact and ask how much I can sell each plant for. DM: *rolls* Okay. He says he’ll take them for two gold apiece. Bard: How many can I sell him? DM: *rolls a perfect 100* I… he. He’ll take the whole field. Unbelievable. Bard: I sell him all of them. DM: This is… in a few days your character will receive 17,000 gold. Bard, returning to the camp: Guess who just become everybody’s sugar daddy.

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I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

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Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of it’s friends and family every night bc they’re it’s greatest treasure

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Your paladin takes their war against the undead to its ultimate conclusion: all skeletons must be destroyed. Animate? Dead and in museums? Still inside people? Doesn’t matter. Gonna smite them all.

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The fates/grey sisters but it’s the McElroy brothers.

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#d&dmaps

My pack of free River Assets was released today! You can find the pack here, along with links to the rest of my previous asset packs (which are all compatible with each other).

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when the DM decides to homebrew

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The Object of My Affection 💝

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if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………

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Shakespeare plays as Onion headlines

Hamlet: 

Twelfth Night:

Macbeth:

Julius Caesar:

Titus Andronicus: 

Henry IV Part 1:

Two Gentlemen of Verona:

Measure for Measure:

Coriolanus:

Othello:

The Tempest:

The Winter’s Tale:

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Coming into a fandom late