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thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.

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right now, a hotel in kyoto, japan is mass rated falsely 1 star reviews by israeli people because the hotel refuses to serve idf soldiers.

this is the message the soldier had recieved:

if anyone is willing to help report the false reviews, it would help this hotel greatly. i think they deserve help with that for being ethical.

this is a link to the reviews on google maps

reblogs would be appreciated.

this was posted in an israeli group, so no non israelis know about it yet

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fuck fuck fuck the fucking INTIMACY of claudia gently guiding madeleine through her transformation, claudia holding madeleine’s hand, telling her to focus on her voice, madeleine saying not to worry about lestat’s blood, it’s good enough for her because it’s what made claudia, her love, madeleine breathing i want you to, and claudia bowing her head to drink…oh. oh. okay

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lestat has led such a wild life. was serial killed by bluebeard. usurped his own father to become his mother's spouse. was imprinted on by a satanic cult leader in dirty rags with big foal eyes. became tyrannical husband to willowy son with perpetual empty nest syndrome. only just survived being revenge murdered by his fifty inch mini me

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Do you think Lestat ever told Louis he could read his books aloud to him while he fucked him?

Because after that episode I think maybe he did

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Next time, on dragon ball z

When it’s just 10 minutes for Lestat, but 7 whole days for us. 😭

Will we get both versions of the trial? Will we learn the title of episode 8? Will Loumand draw up their divorce papers? Will Lestat and Santiago spend 20 minutes trying to outcunt each other? Will Lestat drag him for the shitty bleach job? Will Rashid finally get some peace from these insane gays? Will that wall be redecorated?

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I feel the same way about this whole makers can feel their fledglings thing cause why wouldn’t Claudia and Louis know Lestat is around if they should be able to feel him? UNLESS! They think it’s their guilt but that doesn’t quite work for Claudia because she hated him but they did have a decent relationship at one point like idk know maybe she would feel some type of way…

How did Rashid begin to work for Louis and Armand - people are saying they think he is from the talamasca so how would that play into his being hired by them - people are also saying he is a vampire secretly - if he is do Louis and Armand know is it possible for them to not know - surely when he lies about Daniel not talking to anyone else at the restaurant Armand could read his mind and easily pick up on the lie - unless he knows he is a vampire and potentially vampire Rashid blocked his mind or Armand knew he was lying but wanted to sit on the information about Daniel talking to someone else at the restaurant to assess it I guess

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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE "Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light"

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This list includes doctors in the United States, Australia, Canada, and Europe!

Even if you're not the target demographic, please share for any of your friends who may be.

And if you or someone you know would like to be added to the list, there's a place for that!

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The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson – costume design by Jean Paul Gaultier

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"never too late to be who you might have been" by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, "there is still time"

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i like weed because it makes me a little dumb and it’s nice to have a break from all the otherworldly knowledge i possess

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armand on his ao3 account: greetings, everyone! i deeply apologize so much time has elapsed since my last update. due to unforeseen circumstances, i was forced to reveal my true identity to my former flame whose memory i erased 5 decades ago and who is currently interviewing my husband of 77 years. since then, we have been caught in a most exciting game of emotional manipulation, but i managed to find some time to write another chapter. i hope you enjoy it, and please, do not shy away from leaving your commentary. yours truly, the vampire armand 🧛

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literally how is driving not incredibly scary for everybody. how is it so normalized. girl you are going to DIE out there

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Jacob Anderson: Even when they first meet in '73, Louis has a real fondness for Daniel. He likes him. He's cool. That's why Daniel lived as long as he did.

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hand painted teeth kimono by Daichi Mori