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so i got back into gravity falls

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I genuinely believe that some people could encounter a button that says “if you push this button everyone in the world has the opportunity to live a better life and your life remains exactly the same” and they would not push it.

They’d be like “well that button’s not fair to me, though,” even though there’s literally no other buttons around and nothing newly bad would happen to them if the button was pushed.

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friday night in your 20s be like: making some pasta. i need to rollover my 401k. when i was a kid i assumed i'd be married by now. does my new fake plant look classy. i think i have a yeast infection. do my cats understand me. ran out of capri sun. i should do laundry. and then you don't do laundry

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I think I’m going to think about this youtube comment forever

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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs

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No because if I had been driving for NINE HOURS and my little brother and his boyfriend hit me with "she's a genius Jonathan" I would've killed them

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Changing my belief system from “this is the hill I’ll die on” to “this is the hill I’ll kill you on” has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

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damn that really cambrians my explosion

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i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

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girl ……

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remember when buffy the vampire slayer made it canon that if you're too unpopular in high school you turn invisible. and that the fbi is recruiting these invisible children to train as assassins. and then it just never comes up again

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Nice

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me when umineko taught me how to count

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