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I know so far a lot of people are headcanoning ribbot as more of a wholesome soft friend to contract Jax’s wild energy, but may I propose to you: ribbit is the reason for his chaotic energy.

Think about it, we know that Jax is the youngest member of the circus. He was probably fucking terrified when he first arrived at the circus. Imagine if ribbit was a person who liked to pull pranks and joke around, not maliciously but in an attempt to enjoy themselves and have fun. Very similar to what Jax does, except they include the others in their jokes so everyone gets to have fun with it. Ribbit befriending an anxious on edge Jax when he first joined the circus, and becoming close by keeping him laughing despite the shitty circumstance? Only for Jax to lose them and develop a warped version of their coping mechanism as his own defense mechanism?

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The amazing digital circus episode 5 spoilers out of context:

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and the end result…

this man wore sneakers to the science Oscars.

@lechatonetlacoccinelle :)

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▇ My Ferb Headcanons ▇

Buckle up it’s gonna be a LONG one

❀ At school Ferb gets a lot of questions from new classmates like “Why don’t you smile?” or “Why are you so quiet?” but Ferb never gives an answer

❀ And when he talks those classmates are always like “You can talk?!” or “You’re British?!” and Ferb is a mix of amused and exasperated (they often say they like his accent)

❀ There are multiple instances where people mishear or misinterpret what Ferb says and it frustrates him to no end (same goes to when he gets interrupted)

❀ He can be just as talkative as Phineas on very rare occasions and whenever it happens Phineas will happily become the listener

❀ Ferb is usually levelheaded in stressful situations but there are moments he’ll be screaming/panicking internally and is scary good at hiding it

❀ This is a silly one but when Candace learned Ferb’s full name was “Ferbs” she was like “But there’s only one of him?” (She said she didn’t know his full name in “Summer Belongs to You!”)

❀ On the other hand, Phineas has known the whole time and kinda likes that both their names end with a “s” but knows Ferb prefers “Ferb”

❀ Ferb has a crazy high pain tolerance and if he broke a bone all he would offer in response would be a single “Ow”

❀ Ferb’s eyes can tear up easily, like during a movie, and there’s nothing wrong with that (down with toxic masculinity!)

❀ Since Ferb was originally an only child, it took him more time to get used to having Candace as a big sister than it did to get used to having Phineas as a brother

❀ Candace writes fanfiction (“Mission Marvel”) and on rare occasions Ferb is her editor/beta reader since he doesn’t judge her

❀ Ferb writes poems and I don’t mean love poems I mean the type of poetry that’ll make you question reality and give you an existential crisis

❀ Ferb is more scared of losing Phineas than Phineas is of losing Ferb while growing up

❀ Before Baljeet and Buford joined their friend group Isabella often unintentionally made Ferb feel left out (she still does but it’s not as bad now)

❀ Ferb wouldn’t hesitate to kill (and die) for his loved ones

❀ He ends up eavesdropping on people since they seem to think that his ears don’t work just because he’s quiet (or maybe they think he won’t repeat what he hears but he will)

❀ Ferb’s good at sneaking up on people and unintentionally or intentionally jumpscaring them (usually happens with Candace)

❀ He’s very observant and is the first to notice when Perry gets a small cut or any minor injuries from fighting Doofenshmirtz

❀ Ferb gets a tattoo (or several) when he’s older and his first one is a matching one with Phineas of Perry because why not (like they could do Perry’s # [ ]”> symbol)

❀ Ferb “understands” Perry better than anyone (they have square shaped solidarity) and by that I mean Perry goes “Gyururururu” and Ferb knows he’s hungry and Candace will be like “You understood that?” and Ferb’s like “No, I just noticed he’s been staring at his food bowl”

❀ Ferb doesn’t know for sure that Perry’s a secret agent but he definitely knows Perry has a secret double life since Ferb himself has a secret double life (possibly as a food critic?)

❀ Ferb envies how short Phineas is after hitting his head for the hundredth time when older

❀ Ferb is scared of the dentist (“It’s No Picnic”) and has build multiple inventions that involve improving dental hygiene

❀ Ferb can see a little better with his bigger eye than the other and eventually ends up needing glasses when he’s older like Lawrence

❀ Ferb never knew his biological Mom (I theorized she died after he was born) but perhaps he inherited his “quiet personality” from her (the green hair is from Grandpa Reg)

❀ Ferb rarely raises his voice when he’s angry (which takes a lot) but if he does YOU ARE IN DANGER RUN

❀ Ferb (and Phineas to a lesser extent) feels a special connection with animals (Remember Steve from “The Lizard Whisperer”)

❀ He also has a particular interest in aquatic animals (shown to like dolphins in “Swiss Family Phineas” and “Voyage to the Bottom of Buford”)

❀ Ferb’s a talented artist beyond knowing how to draw up blueprints for inventions (Recall the “Birthday Clip-O-Rama!” episode)

❀ Ferb doesn’t like to talk during movies unlike Phineas and Candace

❀ He loves writing in CAPITAL LETTERS

❀ He’ll start prank wars with his friends and family then he almost always wins them

❀ Ferb carries a pair of wireless noise canceling headphones everywhere he goes in case he feels overstimulated (Phineas can borrow it)

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Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

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if i dont see some kind of confrontation before the end of season 5 then ill write it myself

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You: It’s June, why are you talking about Halloween?

Me, an intellectual:

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June 15 is the anniversary of both the Night Vale and Gravity Falls pilots, as well as Vanessa Doofenshmirtz’s birthday and “give it up for day 15” day

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I also like to think that even though we know that Perry the Platypus has a perfect understanding of English and that he can write and type perfectly adequately, that if given the option to write his thoughts down, he would still typically not use words. Perry the Platypus is a platypus/man of few words, and you know that he KNOWS how to commit to a bit! So I just think that it would be funny if when he's given the option of using his words, he still just... Doesn't!

So just saying. If he is texting, I say that he should almost exclusively use emoji and maybe an occasional emoticon! And if given a piece of paper to write his thoughts down on, he would instead draw pictures. He's given a piece of paper to explain something complex? He's still going to make the other person WORK to get it all and force them to play pictionary with him!!!

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"the triangle is the alchemists symbol for flame" and Bill burnt down his dimension.

Anyone noticed this yet? I'm sorry I'm slow 🙏

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wearing my Love Händel Tshirt today and people have been like oh what band is that for? and im like. well it's an obscure 80s band that broke up but actually got back together in the mid 2010s. youve probably listened to some of their stuff before, it slaps :) and their like oh that's cool you know so much about them! I'll look them up later! and I'm like yeah you do that

this has happened like 3 times so far today

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pls reblog lets get a bigger sample size!!!

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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when talking about AI remember the different versions:

Analytical AI, is the one that can detect cancer and save lives

Generative AI is the one that steals art to make it worse, and gives you a wrong answer every time you google something

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

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Do you think suzy is a menace to buford bc he flirted with jeremy once in front of her, or do you think he did it several times and then she decided to ruin him

STOP I ALMOST DID A SPIT TAKE

ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER

SUZY JOHNSON ONLY RUINS PEOPLE WHO HAVE A CRUSH ON JEREMY CONFIRMED

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Phineas and Ferb Season 5 Episode 6b // Lord of the Firesides

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i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.