Nutcracker tonight!
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
Absolutely! Anon it to me and let’s see. Alice and I would love to know what you think!
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Being 25+ is just [eats one unhealthy thing and immediately regrets it] [sits on knee wrong and immediately regrets it] [sleeps with the wrong pillow and immediately regrets it]
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it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*
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Is there any kink you discovered you have because of Tumblr ?
my kink is wanting to fuck a person who’s hundreds of miles away
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tumblr is so dirty for introducing you to the most amazing people you could ever imagine and then putting them right on the other side of the planet
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Not to brag but I’m a solid 3/10
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stop being cute you live far away
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Steph
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Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways
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James Lloyd Cole
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the urge to bite someone cuz you love them
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