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ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked problematic tropes

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okay now that we’ve a had couple lesbian blockbusters and milfs are having a romance moment, we need to bring back the manic pixie dream girl. she was never fuckin suited to fixing all the problems of some boring twenty year old everyman, but you know who could actually benefit from a quirky free-spirited blue haired girl with pronouns (she/they)? a newly divorced forty-something mom who’s trying to learn how to be herself for the first time in her life

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I'm still pretty early in BD3 (just around nearing the end of act 1 I believe), and I'm really using minimal mods for my very first playthrough. BUT I cannot tell you how better my life is once I downloaded a couple mods to get rid of our abs.

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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I get that this is mostly a me thing but seeing so many posts making fun of "holy blood cannibalism pomegranate deer" style writing just makes me sad ;-; . guys that's a lot of people's first stab at poetry that's hobby art that's a vulnerable thing to post those are passion projects...

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i heard about a girl who forgets everything every day

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Baldur's Gate fanartists will draw Astarion like a renaissance painting and Wyll like the cover of an adventure novel and Gale like a Leyendecker drawing and Karlach like the cover of a trashy romance novel (where she is the beefy hunk and her love interest is the swooning maiden) and Lae'zel like a knight in a manuscript and Shadowheart and Minthara like the cover of a lesbian pulp novel and Halsin coming out of a lake like the bear equivalent of the Birth of Venus and they're all so right

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I actually can’t believe the Toriel slander. Saw a bunch of people saying she was an alcoholic. With the only evidence being Kris was embarrassed and dismissive towards her.

Which is crazy because I think it’s pretty normal to be embarrassed if your friend saw your mom drunk as hell.

people thought she was an alcoholic in undertale too when flowey talks about her frequently collapsing in the RUINs, but it's so clear she collapsed from exhaustion and hunger. toriel deltarune is a different person, but toriel undertale would not touch a drop of alcohol for centuries because what if a human falls and she's not there. what if a human falls and she's too weak too incapacitated too stupid to take care of them and convince them to stay. she literally shut herself in exile and lives in complete isolation because of how devoted she was to her mission.

but yeah i don't think dr toriel is an alcoholic either. she exaggerates when she's in a good mood and good company (remember her college days with rudy) but it hardly feels like a common occurrence. she's too uptight. and her life kinda sucks, at the moment. I don't see the conditions for that happening very often for her, these days

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did you know that you can go have the diner date with Susie after you've already had Noelle open the gate to her house to you and she'll have dialogue about it

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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

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YOU WERE USED UP.

Check out my Twitter/X!

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Top 4 krusielle all time past & future

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I like when they're mean to each other

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Deltarune comic ( spoiler chapter 4 )

this scene honestly shocked me when I first played it.

Ma deltarune hyperfixation is killing meeee aasggggh

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(Almost) feels like home

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Do not go gentle into that good night

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Okay I think a lot of deltarune fans skew younger, so I'm gonna lay out some helpful etiquette to help you through these turbulent ship waters

"Canon" does not matter. Nine times out of ten your ship will not become canon (which is frankly way better than the previous odds from fandoms of old, more like only one in a thousand). Your ship becoming canon would not make it better, nor should you place stock or worth in it becoming canon.

You can like multiple ships. Yes in a poly way, but you can also just like them both separately. That's allowed, I promise. You can tell a story two ways, I swear.

Yes, characters are allowed to just be friends. Yes, you're allowed to only see them as friends. You don't have to ship it. No one is making you ship it. But going into the tag or on someone's shippy post like "Cute but I only see them as friends ❤️ Best bros ❤️ platonic forever" know that you are sucking all the fun out of the room. If you don't ship it you don't have to be here. Let's be real, if I went and started going "What good friends! Besties! Roommates!" on Suselle posts, I'd be rightfully eaten alive.

On that note, ship names are for the ship. Not for the friendship.

Also misgendering Kris as a girl so you feel better about shipping them is just as fucked as misgendering them as a guy fyi