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Crutchie: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Jack: Cannibalism
Crutchie: *confused chewing noises*
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fun fact ghosts may possibly be real and i learned this an hour ago and im still fucking shaking
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i fucking love soccer players just saying
Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.
I need them for um reasons lol
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CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY PAPES THE ACTUAL NEWSIES WOULD HAVE SOLD IRL IF THEY WERE DOING THE CHOREO FROM THE SHOW?!!!!!!!
THEY COULD HAVE THE MOST BORING HEADLINE BUT THEY WOULD SELL OUT SO FAST
Newsie: *spinning like tommy boy* PAINT DRIES
Random Person on street: oOooh FASCINATING TAKE MY MONEY
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ALbert, holding a large box: What would you say if I came to the circulation yard one day with six piglets?
Jack: What’s in the box?
Albert:
Jack: Al, what is in the box?
Albert: I think you can guess.
Jack:
Jack, sighing: Let them out.
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Might be a hot take but whatever. Everyone can listen to Queen, but, like. only gays can listen to Queen
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can the bens save some vocal talent for the rest of us goddamn
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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.
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ANONYMOUS PDA MEME
💖: i have a romantic crush on you!
💜: i want to make sure you’re happy
💙: i have a friend crush on you!
💚: im a little jealous of you
💛: i just think you’re cute!
💘: i wouldnt say no to a platonic marriage
👀: im too shy to talk to you
💗: i want to give you a hug!
💋: i want to kiss you!
💪: id fight someone if they talked shit about you
🔊: im really glad i started following you!
💬: we should talk more!
💭: i think about you a lot
👏: everything you say is great wtf…
🎧: you have excellent music taste!
👑: your blog aesthetic is lovely!
🚨: you intimidate me
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Lil Nas X’s social media is just filled with people making homophobic jokes just to get some clout and attention. And now you understand why many lgbt artists try to remain closeted as long as they can. It’s irritating and depressing. An extra added layer of bullshit lgbt artists have to face. Couple that with Lil Nas X also facing racism for being black.
A lot of lgbt artists feel like there is a glass wall that prevents them from ever truly being part of the in crowd. And the fact that Lil Nas X was outed and couldn’t do it naturally within the confines of his career is a terrible thing.
If you are a fan of his music, support him 100%.
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Girls are hot, full homo
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you ever see a really sweet, loving and completely 100% non toxic relationship between a mom/dad and their son/daughter and you just want to break down crying because you have never ever had something like that with your own parents
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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Sue Bird and Megan Rapinoe looking cute in Las Vegas at the WNBA All-Star game 😍
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i want to change my icon because it doesnt match my blog theme but at the same time i want to proudly display racetrack higgins sitting in front of my personally-made gay stoner flag
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i tried to like the book of mormon (the actual book) but it was basically just the book of mormon (musical) but worse
i made a broadway shitpost/random opinion generator
check it ouuuut
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Reblog if your best friend is pretty.
sometimes i try to scroll past this but then i feel guilty
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