justthatprocrastinator - Tumblr blog

[justthatprocrastinator]

Sick Tiger Cub Gets Rescued From Circus, Makes Incredible Recovery And Finds Love

[justthatprocrastinator]

[justthatprocrastinator]

when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

[justthatprocrastinator]

Ominous positivity

[justthatprocrastinator]

[justthatprocrastinator]

never has a simple decision made me so anxious

[justthatprocrastinator]

Credit: [x]

[justthatprocrastinator]

oh

[justthatprocrastinator]

Glad the world got to see Anderson Cooper take what looked like his first shot ever

[justthatprocrastinator]

I just saw some article about how leg makeup is a summer beauty essential, and that’s how I know we’re in hell! Ladies, it’s your duty to #empower yourself by covering your entire fucking body in a sarcophagus made of contoured concealer ($275.50 from sephora) so that the general public doesn’t end up vomiting en Masse and forever shunning you after being forced to witness how unforgivably disgusting, offensive, ugly, and un-instagrammable your uncovered skin is!!!!!

[justthatprocrastinator]

Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead

[justthatprocrastinator]

[justthatprocrastinator]

WhAt

[justthatprocrastinator]

[justthatprocrastinator]

I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

[justthatprocrastinator]

i havent seen a damn thing about the new grinch movie, but if they didnt make him a love interest that’s just another grinch but softer w/ eyelashes and one blue streak in her hair named The Binch then i dont wanna know

[justthatprocrastinator]

I guess cats aren’t so cold after all