justthekai

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it’s so easy to spend 30 mins on your phone . this is the source of all evil (spending more than 30 mins on your phone)

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1st june? happy birthday to every queer person 🏳️‍🌈🎉🍾🎊🪩🎂🎁

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“I asked ChatGpt”

Ok well I asked the wasps nest in my attic, the song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

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“oh yeah you should watch this show! its on-” it doesnt matter. it is on the little site in my computer. for free

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Finally have all 4 life stages let's gooo

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every one wants to have sex with me but no body knows how yet

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must report that for some reason my twitter feed has just been entirely overtaken by a collaborative writing project that's basically people shitposting from the future "ice war" on the Jovian moon of Europa and people are just going hog wild with it

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misspelling creature in varying ways is so enriching. creacher. creachure. sometimes a character is just a creechur

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i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

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We need more walkable cities. I am so tired of my transportation turning to aquatic life. It’s so inconvenient.

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I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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Hey you all know about that fungus that possesses ants to make them climb on the tip of grass blades in hopes of getting eaten by a cow, so that the fungus can continue its life cycle in the cow's guts? Because I think that's the kind of thing that's wrong with cave divers.

We don't know what's down there. We don't know what's gotten into their heads that makes them so determined to physically, personally go down there to find out. But I wouldn't entirely dismiss the possibility that whatever has gotten into them is very invested in getting eaten by whatever is down there.

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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

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