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you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

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Sylvia Riveras powerful speech against the exclusion of transgender people at the Gay Pride Rally NYC, 1973.

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So many people who claim to care about trans issues will see conservative transphobes rave about "cutting off healthy breast tissue" and "girls mutilating themselves," rage or clown on male pregnancy, constantly share post-op photos of top surgery scars and phallo skin grafts to illicit outrage, transvestigate male celebrities to "prove he's secretly a woman"--and then turn around and declare that the Right forgets that trans men and mascs exist. I'm so tired of it.

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let's slide with mama

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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I used to work at the zoo, and one time, a gorilla died of old age 

Problem was, it was the only gorilla in the zoo because it wasn’t very profitable. The gorilla was by far the most popular attraction, and they couldn’t afford to go a single day without it.

So the zoo owner came up to me and said, "For an extra $100 a day, do you want to put on this gorilla costume until we can afford a new one?"

Of course, I said yes.

Pretty quickly, I became the biggest hit at the zoo. Everyone wanted to see the human-like gorilla.

About a month later, the craze started to die down, but they kept pressuring me to get people’s attention again. So, in a desperate attempt, I climbed over to where the lions were and started hanging off the net.

Suddenly, this massive crowd gathered, and everyone looked terrified. I could feel my grip slipping — I couldn't hold on any longer. I started screaming, "Help! Help!" — and then I fell.

The lion rushed toward me, and just as I thought it was over, he leaned in and whispered, "Shut the fuck up before we all get fired."

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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Did anyone’s ex always try to show you the nerdy stuff they were into as a kid and then end up giving the vibe that they themselves didn’t like it anymore? Idk why but my ex tried to show me mistborne while we were on a roadtrip so he got the audiobook and he ended up just criticizing it and shitting on it the whole time and he seemed annoyed that I liked it? And he did this with other nerdy things he used to be into.

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My friend gave me a pack of (confirmed) fresh cigarettes she found on the ground like two days ago and I still havnt smoked one. I kinda just want to prove to myself that I don’t need anything. I’ve been craving something destructive but I want to prove to myself I don’t need a destructive thing in my life.

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I’m not sure when exactly I started saying “I want to put them in an autoclave” but I definitely started saying it a lot more after someone sent me a message asking if an autoclave was some kind of sex toy