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i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[justyour--averageamerican]

greco-roman? nahhhh im talkin about gecko roamin’

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[justyour--averageamerican]

so when do yall think netflix is gonna add supernatural to the lgbt section

[justyour--averageamerican]

good morning to women above 5’7, men below 5’5, bisexuals with clear phone cases, girls that hated the color pink growing up but like it now, college students ignoring academic emails, high school students that are cheating in all their classes, ppl who own too many candles or mugs, lesbians that had a crush on their best friend, ppl who have never watched one piece, ppl that don’t drink coffee or tea, girls that wear false lashes, men that wear chapstick, ppl that were dinosaur kids, and last but not least ppl who play as yoshi in mario kart

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Helena Bonham Carter, 1985.

[justyour--averageamerican]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

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[justyour--averageamerican]

God damn, what a crazy hiatus. I'm back bitches

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[justyour--averageamerican]

Sometimes you’re so blinded by your feelings for someone that it’s difficult to realize that they do not deserve your heart.”

euphorickt  (via wnq-writers)

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“i can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

okay

“you can’t do that because of my religious beliefs”

not okay

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[justyour--averageamerican]

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

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Trainability in cats is a funny thing.

My cats understand and will obey a number of verbal commands, one of which is “go away”. I don’t use it often, but if they’re bugging me and I’m trying to work or doing something that could be dangerous for cats, I can tell them to go away, and off they go - they’ll only keep pestering me if there’s a serious problem they need me to look at.

That said, their idea of a serious problem that requires my attention is somewhat eccentric. Previous instances have included:

There was an unfamiliar car parked across the street

Their water bowl was four inches to the left of its usual position

One of them had puked on the stairs and they didn’t want to walk past it

It was raining

One of them saw a weird bug

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