justyourlocalplaguedoctor

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

hi, idk you but tumblr recommended me your post about things you've been called by kids. i would like to say that the guy from undertale is probably river person on account of big hood and stick

In the flesh

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

i saw a labubu in real life for the first time and it activated my fight or flight

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

> have water bottle I really like > water only tastes good if it's from this water bottle > never clean it > take apart nozzle for cleaning for the first time since purchasing > full of black mold > clean it and boil it to remove mold > water no longer tastes good when drinking from this bottle > fuck

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

I think we should all greet each other by bonking beaks

-victorian plague anon

Yes this is the custom

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

do you recognize this cassava flour?

if you eat anthony's cassava flour regularly, lead safe mama says: stop eating it immediately and try to get to a doctor to get your blood lead levels checked. put the cassava flour in an additional bag, mark it as unsafe to eat, but do not throw it out. the lead levels are so high that there might be a recall and there might be a major lawsuit.

some of you may have seen my post about bob's red mill cassava flour containing a LOT of lead. anthony's cassava flour has lead levels several times higher.

consumer reports tested bob's red mill cassava flour at 333 ppb. lead safe mama tested bob's red mill cassava flour at 303 ppb of lead. anthony's cassava flour tested at 1,178.5 ppb of lead. the proposed action level for children is 5 ppb of lead. anthony's organic cassava flour also tested high for arsenic and cadmium.

The amount of Lead found in this Anthony’s Organic cassava flour product is incredibly alarming and we are filing a report with the FDA to request a formal investigation and recall of this product. Children (and even larger humans) who have been consuming this product on a regular basis will likely test positive for Lead in their blood. We encourage anyone who has been consuming this (or any other Lead-contaminated product) to ask their doctor about getting a Blood Lead Level (BLL) test as a baseline immediately, especially if you have not had one recently — more on that here. If you have some of this product in your pantry, please set it aside in a separate baggie clearly marked DO NOT EAT and find your purchase receipt (if possible) to put in the baggie as well. Please also stand by for any potential formal recalls or potential litigation against the company. Do not throw out this important evidence as it could be helpful to others. Thank you.

lead safe mama posted these results on april 30, 2025. as of july 23rd 2025, I (rune) have still not seen any recalls of any anthony's products.

more information, what you can do to help, and how to find lower lead options here.

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

oh boy I sure am glad I was able to remove my hand from under my cat's head so I can go play video games! Let me just rest my arm on the couch while I grab my headphones

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

That's beautiful man

I'm sorry if either of those questions (assertions?) were a little invasive, you do not have to answer if you aren't comfortable

nono I think its funny

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

i can't help but notice you didn't deny being 70 🤨

Old

the thing is you're not the first online person who's asked me basically this same series of questions and last time I just sent them this picture

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

you're so fun please don't secretly be a 70 year old balding man

I have hair its in my eyes all the time :(

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

todays pics

legit considering getting a sharp longsword from arms and armor now that I can use it SOMEWHAT reliably. ignore my weak ass postalonga my mobility is not great in the suit

baller glitch I got aswel

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

plague doctors immediately sensing and flocking to each other is my favorite thing YOU ARE SO LUCKY

-victorian plague anon

ikr I never see that with other non character costumes I think it’s a plague doctor exclusive thing? Once me and someone else just started bouncing up and down.

or like you see their buddies yanking their arm like LOOK ANOTHER ONE because we have no peripheral vision

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

Saw another plague doctor and we both did this and ran to each other like red pandas

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

Gearing up to head over to bristol renfaire today! If anybody else will be there lmk ehe. same gear as always!

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

Don't die of heatstroke the plague community needs you

-victorian plague anon

I got a coolant vest, I do appreciate the concern. It's honestly a miracle I didn't die last time, once my knees gave out whilst I was larping with one of the nobles in the pavilion and they thought I fainted. good times. The faeries wouldn't leave me alone either I'd sit down for .5 seconds and they'd be like if you can answer my question you get a blessing! what's 9+2?

thank you heat stroke faeries

[justyourlocalplaguedoctor]

Where would be the mystery in that

Gotta keep the plot interesting

-victorian plague anon

SIGH well I have to go to bed in preparation for tomorrow regardless. Can't spend 6-7 hours walking around in absurd heat if I haven't gotten proper rest.

goodnight!