haha yeah i'm going on a hero's journey, no i'm not gonna fundamentally change after going through trial and tribulations. i'm gonna return home the same as i was, loser
vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.