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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕
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I dont like uncertainty i need to know everything now
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My contribution to @aftgbigbang 2025, in collaboration with my wonderful writer, @consultantames ! 🧡 Thank you for offering such a fun prompt!! 💐
Link to Ames' post | fleurir dans le chaos des debris on ao3
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i am reading careless people (the book with inside stories about facebook) and yeah i knew these people are idiots but holy shit THEY ARE IDIOTS. like this might cure my impostor syndrome.
#you would think it is given you wouldn't just randomly mention the holocaust to some german officials that are there to ckeck you bc#they think you are shady with collecting user data#and this woman makes more money that i can even dream of#unbelievable#she straight up said hi my name is [stupid] i am jewish which i am mentioning bc of the holocaust:)#fuck the grammar mistakes i am not rewriting all that
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ive been illegally downloading shit like its my job since i was 10
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how life feels when you go alone to see a fun movie and when you leave the cinema the sun is still out
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Turns out he wasn’t a side effect of the drugs, yikesssssssss
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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
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CHORE IVE PUT OFF FOR 2 MONTHS DONE RAAAAAARGHHHHH POWER OF THE DRAGON
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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -
A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.
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