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louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donizetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?

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Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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dinosaurs lived and died and they have nothing to show for it………………..

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the plot for the vvitch was originally going to be completely different until black philip started straight up killing people on set

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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

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im wearing contacts for the first time and holy SHIT some people come out the pussy seeing like this????????

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bizarre and pointless question but what the fuck are the logistics on hades’ cock and persephone’s tiny little body. did they do like an artificial insemination or what . like. this not gonna work you guys

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incredibly grateful that tumblr doesn’t have a memories feature like every other social media platform because frankly i am terrified to even think about what kind of tomfoolery and hooliganery i was getting into 6 years ago on this website

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in an all-muppets reboot of hannibal nbc, which character do you think should be played by the sole human? answer wisely

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What wine pairs with the transgenderizing nanobots in the covid vaccine

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was ferb silent or silenced 

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how do i get a sfw sasuke big enough to oblitherate my entire dashboard

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i am constantly thinking about that one post about like, shonen manga being so misogynistic it circles back around to homoeroticism. i want to read an essay about that phenomenon