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“Be who you wanna be. Fuck everyone else’s opinion. Don’t be one of those stereotypical people.” - Jared Leto

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Violence and Anger Meme.

Send one of the following to see how my muse will react!

"You better keep one eye open."

"Watch your back."

"You're pissing me off."

"I'm itching for a hunt."

"You do it, or ___ will get it."

"Nothing else interests me anymore."

"You bore me."

"I hate you!"

"Looking at ___ makes me sick."

"I can't even look at you!"

"I can't believe you!"

"How could you do this?!"

"You know just how to tick me off."

"You don't deserve ___!"

"You make my skin crawl."

"You're disgusting."

"You disgust me."

"You're a nuisance."

"You ruin everything."

"There's only one thing I can do now."

"I'm gonna kick your ass."

"My blade's got your name on it."

"Who do you think you are?"

"I hate you so much I could kill you."

"Are you threatening me?"

"You don't have to do this!"

"This isn't you!"

"You're really going to resort to violence now?"

"Act like an adult."

"What you're doing is wrong."

"I'm going to be the better person here."

"What would ____ think?"

"This isn't you."

"We can talk about this!"

"Don't act so rash."

"Just take deep breaths."

"You will feel better later. Don't think too much."

"You're just overwhelmed."

"You have a choice."

"There's always another way."

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Feel better soon — J. 🌹

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[ sms: MistahJ ] I’m laughing, I’m laughing, boss! [ sms: MistahJ ] I mean, I’m sure I will when I see you. [ sms: MistahJ ] Be there in a sec, I gotta get dressed. I’m in my PJs. 

[txt: fruit loop] well I’d do it quickly honey pie [txt: fruit loop] i think i mighta ticked off two face [txt: fruit loop] he’s got me all TIED UP [txt: fruit loop] but baby he’s so FUNNY when he’s angry

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“Okay, I guess it can wait until tomorrow to deal with” she didn’t have an option and she knew that. Harley never did when it came to the Joker, whatever he wanted to do – that was what they were going to do. Luckily for her, this time it seemed to be something she was MORE Than eager to play along with. Harley was often driven by her own sexual urges – especially when she thought aboutHIM. It just wasn’t that often that he seemed driven by them also, a rare occasion that she wanted to make the most of.

She bit down on her lower lip as he tugged on her hair, a smile lingering “yeah but there are some things – well, one thing that I don’t always like ya doing an’ you promised me back when we tried it the last time that I didn’t have to do it…that it could be a special thing that only had to happen a few times.” She knew better than to answer back, it was always supposed to be a YES kind of attitude. “If ya wanna do anything like that…of course we can, I know we do whatever ya wanna do. I KNOWthat” she nodded, gulping slightly at the thought of having to do things that even her perverted side didn’t enjoy. “Where do ya want me? Over the desk? Ya want me to bend over it an’ let ya do WHATEVER ya wanna do to me? Or do ya need a little work up first?” Her hand brushed over his pants, her fingers pulling at the zipper in a teasing fashion.

It wasn’t so much that Joker was driven by a desire for her... more varying degrees of POSSESSIVENESS. When all was said and done he had created her - wrought her from his own twisted imagination... on that night in the chemical plant he had  bathed her in acid and brought life to her new form with breath from his own marred lips. In his mind she was every inch his POSSESSION. Like one of his patented JOKER-GAGS, Harley was an extension of his own ego... and if that wasn’t LOVE, then he didn’t know what was. 

“You’re so LITERAL honey, always jumping right to the punchline...” He finger her hair, that candy colouring that look so horrifically out of place with all the blood she always found herself soaked in. Joker looked to her hand for a second, seeming to consider what he wanted from her. “Haven’t I taught ya? You need to have the WARM UP ACT before its showtime.”

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replied to your quote: ”sometimes I could really CHOKE Ya. Just kiddin' puddin'”

“Careful HONEY PIE...”

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If they do not see the joke, pull the rope and let them choke!

The Joker singing, Batman 1966 s01e25 “The Joker Trumps an Ace"

| Joker quotes | Cesar Romero Joker | List of live-action Jokers |

(via joker-eruri)

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||PSA||

I know I just did like three replies in the middle of the night and now I’m buggering off again. I’m back at University doing my Masters degree, working three days a week and applying for my P.H.D at Cambridge. I won’t be able to work as fast as I used to on Joker - but I’ll still be here and I am still just as enthusiastic for all my threads I promise you! But my research will be coming first for the next few months - if I want to snag myself that Professor title I have to work for it 

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“It’s NOT!?” Joker slammed his glass back onto the table with a look of abject HORROR, shards of glass splintering into his hand with the force of the impact. Seemingly unconcerned by the blood oozing from under his gloves, he reached into a pocket of his purple jacket pulling out a wad of hundred dollar bills and casting them down in front Penguin.                                     “Here you go Ozzy, so sorry.          HahahaHAHAHAHAhahahahoooooHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaHAHAHA....” 

It took the clown a moment to regain his composure, still TITTERING slightly as he fixed Peguin with a pointed glare. “Can’t I just be visiting an OLD FRIEND?”

@jxkesxver ☂ — Arkham Starter Call.

“ Booze ain’t free, ya know? ”

The Penguin learned to be CAREFUL with the Clown. He couldn’t demand him to pay for the drink he served to himself, yet Oswald was one who cared about every single penny he had invested. The visit was unexpected but not unwelcome. 

Taking a seat across the table he reached for a cigar on his pocket.

“ Alright, Clown. So what’s the deal? ”

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There’s nothing so cruel as memory.

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“Took good care of me? Ya don’t know the half ‘a what that asshole did to me in there.” Her eyes dropped the moment his hand was around her wrist, she knew this wasn’t any comforting move on his part – no, he was already tightening his grip and that could mean NOTHING good was about to happen. “He took pictures ‘a me while he was practically TORTURING me. I would ‘a thought ya might do SOMETHING ‘bout anyone hurting me who ain’t YOU.”

Trying to discourage him from the subject of Floyd, she knew it was a wasted effort. He was a jealous man, especially if ANYONE was getting close to having fun with her. Perhaps she had flirted with Floyd a little, bonded with him over their love to kill. She had needed someone she could be close to and he had offered her affection, something that had been lacking in her life for some time.

“DON’T…please don’t do anything to his kid. She didn’t do nothing to any ‘a us an’ I didn’t what ya seem to think I did. I was just being a friend to him, ya know – to keep myself alive for YOU. I was using him, he meant nothing to me but I don’t think hurting his daughter is a good move. She is JUST a kid an’ I don’t want ya to. If ya must do something, find some other way but NOTHING happened between the two ‘a us. I SWEAR Puddin, I was always faithful to ya – ALWAYS!”

“Believe me honey, I know the half of it... ya think your puddin’ can’t intercept a few silly photo messages between guards?” Joker smiled calmly, holding her gaze as he let the realization sink in, the realization that he had seen it all and now he had done NOTHING to make things right. He had always been good at wounding her, skillfully slide a knife between her ribs with his words and twisting slowly... oh how he LOVED to watch the blood drip from the wound. 

Befriending him in exchange for his little MISHAP when he was ordered to shoot her... with any RATIONAL man that explanation would have worked a charm... who would want to see their girlfriend shot down by a contract killer? The problem was, Joker understood LOVE as one thing - the ability to refrain from killing her... even when he wanted to.         “You don’t want me to?                               You.                         Don’t.                              Want.                          Me.                              To?”

He could see the PANIC in her eyes, she must know that she had said the wrong thing. After all the times he had sent her away bruised and battered... she must have learnt SOMETHING. Apparently not. Joker YANKED her wrist, pulling her so she was stood in front of him. “I got a BETTER IDEA. We’ll bring her here, and you can do it. We’ll tie her up and you’ll torture her for me baby. Just like you did with the BATBABY - you remember? You remember how he screamed while he died? You think she’ll SCREAM for her daddy like the little BROKEN BIRD screamed for the BAT?”

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         “ I wasn’t aware I was breaking CIRCUS ETTIQUITE, clownboy. Last time I dealt with a freakshow, it didn’t go too well for them. ”

         “ But I DARE you to try to s p r i t z me. C’mon, it’ll be funny. Don’t you LOVE a joke? ”

“Well, this Freakshow is under new management - I always though Gotham deserved a better class of entertainment... you won’t BELIEVE your eyes Kitty Cat, the things I’ve got hidden behind the curtain...” 

It was hard to tell if he was smiling, his deformed features lending a mirthful mania to even his most ferocious snarl. “Who doesn’t love jokes! BATBRAIN not withstanding of course... why don’t you SNIFF MY FLOWER?”

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Slade furrowed his brows, glaring at the clown who seemed to be his bad karma for the night. The mercenary could deal with anyone else, but the tactical man knew it was never a simple task with the Joker involved, especially when the clown prince had his mind set. “You’ve hired me before, and considering you didn’t find a way to o f f me, I assume you’ll need me again. Kill this man and you can take that off the table.” Deathstroke warned, not entirely sure words were going to solve this. 

“Yeah, I did hire you before didn’t I - but the BAT still looks plenty alive to me... so I’m not sure how USEFUL your services are...” He gave an ugly grin, the glint in his either amusement or homicidal rage... even he couldn’t be sure which. Joker couldn’t decide from one moment to the next if he wanted the BATBRAIN swatted like the pest he was, or if life would be UNENDURABLY DULL without the spandex weirdo.... decisions decisions... 

“But Slade old boy - this one looks like a SCREAMER. You’ve met Harls, you know I like them loud.”

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It’s almost like two alpha males. You never feel Harley’s done under in a way. They go out and the games they play with their victims, it’s like cat and mouse. In this world they’re like Punch and Judy, you know, there’s a very physical element to them. - Costume Designer Kate Hawley

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[txt: fruit loop] the car and I decided to go different ways [txt: fruit loop] if you saw what happened that would be a VERY FUNNY joke [txt: fruit loop] VERY FUNNY.  [txt: fruit loop] i hope you’re laughing