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Who tf is he gonna call

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my man my man my maaaaaan

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to the tune of texas by bigxthaplug

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CROCKERCORD WELCOMES YOU...

ATTENTION WORTHLESS YET MODERATELY AMBITIOUS FLESH UNITS,

It is with a synergy of tremendous aptitude and reluctantly-given generosity that HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION and the vastly superior minds of CROCKERCORP LTD now open limited enrollment to the Narrative Simulation Campaign (CODENAME: CROCKERCORD).

YOU, YES YOU.

THE ONE OVER THERE. SLOUCHING CREATURE OF MEAT AND HOLOGRAPHICS, HAVE BEEN GRANTED A RARE CHANCE TO SERVE THE ONGOING EXPANSION OF YOUR CANON. UNDER THE DIRECT ADMINISTRATIVE SUPERVISION OF ESSENTIAL NEW AGE CROCKERCORP MIND MANAGEMENT FACILITATION UNITS, YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE MEDIA INTELLIGENCE HARVESTATION DOCUMENT IN THE LINK BELOW IF, AND ONLY IF:

YOU ARE 18+ YEARS OF AGE, WELL INTO YOUR PUPATION CYCLE.

YOU ARE CAPABLE OF CONSTRUCTING COHERENT SENTENCES.

YOU HAVE THE INSATIABLE URGE TO SHIT HOT EXCREMENT INTO YOUR HANDS AND CLAP BODACIOUSLY OUT OF RESPECT OF IN CHARACTER IMMERSION (OOC is conducted in DMS. Your feelings are repulsive to us and therefore of no value. Get over it.)

YOUR MUSE IS OF PUPATION AGE 18+ AND NOT A WHIMPERING SHITWORM WIGGLER.

GLORY TO CROCKERCORP. GLORY TO THE CONDESCE. GLORY TO NARRATIVE CONTROL AND CONSUMER LOYALTY.

OBEY. SUBMIT. CONSUME.

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Hi, and welcome to CROCKERCORD! An in-character Homestuck Discord roleplay server administered graciously by Her Imperious Condescension and the narrative-controlling fist of CrockerCorp™.

CROCKERCORD is a literate 18+ Homestuck Discord RP server that takes place in a campaign setting! We’re focused on in character immersion, collaborative world building and keeping a tone that feels like Homestuck's classic blend of satire and emotional narrative.

What to expect:

Literate roleplay, chat or paragraph style.

18+ players and characters. Unfortunately, we will not be accepting OC's into the server.

NO EXPLICIT CONTENT!

Violence requires tags, extreme violence is prohibited. In character communication is encouraged! Doubles are ALWAYS allowed and welcomed with the exception of Alpha John Crocker and Alpha Dave Strider, due to the narrative and lore of the campaign. These two are essentially our dungeon masters!

We are currently accepting applications for the VERY FIRST TIME! If this is something you think would tickle your fancy, have a go at filling out our form with a writing sample and character pitch.

APPLY >> HERE <<!

(Got Questions? Or Milk? DM us here.)

The narrative belongs to us now. Submit your arc - or be rewritten.

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Old ass john crocker animatic i’m dumping on here have at em

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Same anon as the diet PepsiCola name praise, I also love how you draw John Crocker like he's dead inside, but still with Dave you can see a liiiiiiiitle of John Egbert underneath. Just a tad though, his soul is still mostly owned by Crocker Corp /joking

you motherfucker you fucker you get it YOU GET IT shit dude, there’s always a bit of dave creeping in. but fuck me being raised by HIC? Playing poster boy for the brand? that’s gotta take a toll on a man and I think it speaks to Johns broader nature with correlation to you know, real world celebrities, influential figures and the nature of their corporate relationships. guy is gonna be DONE IN. He’s not just a comedian he’s a pawn and a propaganda device, at least from what I personally believe to be on the surface. Maybe there’s something going on behind the scenes but the safety of that under the circumstances were given is dubious.

The vague context of HS itself with the A!Timeline leaves a lot of breathing/ playing room to connect the dots too! and this is just a prime example of one of those subtleties that can easily expand onto the bigger picture. you give a mouse a cookie. yadda yadda yadda. it’s me. i’m the mouse. i’m getting the cookie even if it’s just via mad crummage.

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Okay, I love the idea of using diet PepsiCola for A!John/A!Dave, like it's a clever way of differentiating between the two versions that also a play on the ship. However, what I hate is now you got me into a ship thAT ONLY HAS FOUR POSTS UNDER ITS TAG. I feel like this was a plot to get more people to make stuff for it. Also kind of weird that there isn't more content for thie specific version of the ship, I feel like it's good angst material given how the Alpha Timeline went.

i’m gonna be so for real with you anon, diet pepsi cola wasn’t even my coined term i cannot claim the genius behind that, my hands are up here.

but BROTHER don’t even get me started, i’m a starved beast a ravenous animal when it comes to A!John/A!Dave material. i’m glad you’re catching on to my evil schematics of indoctrination across this good platform. There should be more of it and we all need to start riding this train. Toot toot. Man i’m just buzzing other people are getting on tbh.

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john crocker alpha dave indulgence grime time back with the homeboy (my bf) holla

in which one john crocker bums out on one dave striders futon

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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me

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Tell us something funny Crocker

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Baseball ii

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I can feel him ripping and tearing his way out, the lover boy in me.

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No homo