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"It's statistically proven that people in relationships are happier."

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I’m a big fan of unexpected side effects to TF. Getting mechanical parts and realizing that whenever you’re excited you get all glitchy. Snakey transformation but you didn’t know it would caussse you to talk like thisssss. Kitty person transformation that comes with all the cute stuff you would expect but also the embarrassing stuff like how you HAVE to catch that LASER RIGHT NOW

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I'm just saying, if there's a curse that runs along your family line and you don't tell your kids about it, how the hell are they supposed to go on a quest to stop it?

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had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Me: I’m just trying to enjoy my day

TLT fandom: Yeh nah, have you tried sadness?

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you weren’t a “well behaved” child you had anxiety and were terrified of conflict

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You’ve heard of “justice league doesn’t know Batman has kids”

Now prepare for “the Team doesn’t know Batman is Robins dad”

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Damian “I pretend as if I can’t be understood. I show my emotions in odd ways and craft my sentences perfectly so people never know what I truly mean - if I truly care, then I do it again so no one can see me for what I am and how I feel about myself” Wayne vs. Jon “I’ve studied you. I know you. You cannot fool me, I hear love in the tone of your voice and in the pitch of your heart and I will bring out the good parts of yourself that you pretend you do not have” Kent meet just to spite each other even as they appreciate one another.

He met Damian but Damian also met him.

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I will not rest until I find the cure for insomnia

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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So glad they have Brian David Gilbert employed in so many positions at Dropout, like live-in fact checker and podium inspector

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kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

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