k-noodl
k-noodl
Yeah, well,
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k-noodl · 1 day ago
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Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound
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k-noodl · 7 days ago
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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.
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k-noodl · 7 days ago
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i gotta be honest that weird little emo creature who made you a cookie but then eated it only had itself to blame
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k-noodl · 7 days ago
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People telling you not to eat FRUITS because they have "natural sugar" is all the proof you need that diet culture was never about health and just exists to make people miserable
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k-noodl · 10 days ago
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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that
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k-noodl · 10 days ago
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i crave connection but also silence and zero human interaction
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k-noodl · 11 days ago
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Reblog if you think asexuality is a real thing that actually exists.
I'm trying to prove something.
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k-noodl · 11 days ago
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People are so much more sad, and desparate, and lonely than you think. I have had three incidents in the last four months were a technician I was working with was being either dangerously unfocused (we work with high voltage), or just flat out angry with their coworkers, and every time when I just pulled them aside to say hey, this isn't you, you're nice, and you're competent, so something must be up - what can I do to help - they have responded by bursting into tears. One guy was struggling to get his wife moved into a care home, one guy just got served divorce papers, and the other hadn't slept a wink the night before because his daughter had the pukes.
I haven't spent my whole life responding to people being rude, or stupid, or dangerous with knee jerk compassion. It's a new habit. The first time I did that as the lead for my lab, it was because the guy genuinely was so good natured that I knew something had to be off. But the other two times were just me going, alright, lets see if it always goes this well, and so far, it has. I'm almost 30, and I just figured out that the #1 reason people are shitty are because they are going through shit.
I don't think you have, like, a moral obligation to respond to people being jerks with knee jerk compassion. But it has made my life so much easier the last four months that I would recommend trying. For your own sake. Please.
(I'll step off my soapbox now. Enjoy your Sunday.)
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k-noodl · 11 days ago
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I made a bat comic and now you have to look at it
Edit: Apparently it's "not bad" so I changed the phrasing. Um hello thousands of people. You, uh, you really don't need to follow me over this one, uhh, it's not representative of my normal posting habits.
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k-noodl · 11 days ago
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I never saw people say stuff like this enough when I was a teenager, so I’m saying it now.
I’m in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. I’ve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasn’t into it at the time.
I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. I’m vibing. I’ve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and that’s enough for me.
And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I don’t feel at all like I’m lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would “make it good” for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if it’s a disappointing experience, I’m fine with that too. It is what it is.
Sex is just not that big of a deal. I suspected it as a teen, and I’m more sure of it now. It’s fine to have it or not have it. It’s whatever.
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k-noodl · 12 days ago
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k-noodl · 20 days ago
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k-noodl · 20 days ago
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k-noodl · 20 days ago
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i went to the SCP website
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 this shouldn’t be so funny to me
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k-noodl · 21 days ago
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Brian Yungen
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k-noodl · 23 days ago
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i love everything yipeeeyaayyyyyy
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k-noodl · 23 days ago
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This is the first use of my art degree
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