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The fans shouting "f*ck trump" in the background live on fox news. Happy Sunday yall
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being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are
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sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
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You can control white people by giving them cheese
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you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth
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english teacher: why is there so much conflict throughout history?
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what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife
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seeing vigorous joggers at 6 AM: okay we get it
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