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it’s friday the 13th… do you know where your pussy is?
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i watch romcoms to make me happy and then i get sad because love like that is not feasible in this economy with these tariffs. and i then watch more romcoms to cheer myself back up and the cycle repeats itself. its giving ouroboros
#about time is my fave romcom i love her down#i wouldnt wanna be in love with another even in another liifeee
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i don’t even know how to describe the watching experience of the secretary. i have a love hate relationship with it. cuz lowkey why was that hot ☠️☠️☠️☠️
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real asf

came across this pic i took and forgot abt. i just think it’s so beautiful. my little set up, i love.
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i had the weirdest dream that the hot weezer with the eyebrows, brian bell, showed up at my house with his son and left him with me to babysit and was all like “i’ll be back to pick him up at like 9, have fun!” and it was raining so hot weezer was even hotter cuz he was soaked. i wanted to become a step mother k thanks diary

idk why this picture is so funny i think im high
#weezer#weird dreams#say it aint so#idek anymore#this picture made me laugh#does he even have kids??????
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need that #2





Convincing myself I saw them live in a previous timeline
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lily of the valley ࣪˖ ִ𓇢𓆸 ; a symbol of purity in heart and soul.
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my biggest red flag is that im a severe nosepicker. those dry boogers just bother me i gotta get them out
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just let me have this one thing.
edit: THANK YOU GUYS SM FOR 1K LIKES HELLO??? TYYYY
edit 2: THANK YOU FOR 2 AND 3K OMGGG
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trying to get through the entirety of survival in poptropica
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had a nightmare all the bananas were brown and overripe and i didn’t have any for breakfast. thank god it was just a dream
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