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There's a kind of hatred that burns with such a viscous, oily flame that you can taste their blood in the back of your throat, and the only thing you can hear is their bones breaking.

Wire of the Vector Plains, inverseaxolotl's fun OC who's going to have FUN. What do you mean that text was 'ominous'. (1463)

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there has to be some kind of modern equivalent of Machiavelli's The Prince for administering a discord server and the conflicting interests within

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A sorrow lamia, or, a melancholic snake. Seems to be the only one that exists.

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It’s my grandpa’s birthday next week and he said “I don’t want to be 85” and my grandmother, his wife of 59 and a half years, said “well your only alternative is to die”, I can’t believe how affectionate they are

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kitty chase

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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your sourdough starter fucking bit me

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My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

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dr who’s on first, doctor strange is on second and doctor house is on third. theres no way theyre getting through a single inning

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"Has anyone drawn skibidi Duchamp’s Fountain yet"

–A discord user, about a minute before they saw the worst thing in the world. (1642)

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(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you

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more book-headed characters! I need a name for them...

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So python is apparently unable to handle if-statement with more than 2996 elif’s, which is fair, however, it’s really limiting my implentation of an is_even function

Any ideas on how I can work around this?

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Current Mood

Once more, I bring Relatable Scribbly Content in an attempt to exorcise this Current Mood from the uncooperative brain. (1641)

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Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

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