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Tf you mean people don’t keep their bedroom windows open for long amounts of time? You ACTUALY close it at night?? Dude.. I haven’t closed my window since give or take a bit around the start of spring.. and even as im freezing my bone off I refuse to close it completely - I NEED the circulating air. Do inform me.. is it actually common practice to close your window at night?

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Sans sweep was so powerful the residual shockwaves accidentally killed the fucking queen

An Update:

Also, happy Antifa mob anniversary

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The best ship dynamic is actually just. "I love you and it terrifies me. I'm terrified how much I need you and how much I want you to need me. I'm terrified I'm no good for you and I'm going to hurt you and ruin you and I'm terrified of how I feel when you're around me but I can't bear to push you away completely because I'm terrified to be without you so now we're stuck in limbo and that's terrifying too. I'm terrified that if I lost you now it'd destroy me and I'm terrified that it's too late to do anything about it. I love you. And it's terrifying."

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Let your haters be your litigators when you are indicted on the federal corruption charges of success

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i think kirby should get more games

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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

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CHAPPELL ROAN attends the 2024 MTV Video Music Awards on September 11, 2024 in Elmont, New York

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Same man I was before

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A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:

Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”

Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”

Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”

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had a moment just now while filling up my water bottle where i connected with every human who's ever filled up a thing to drink out of. a mongolian high in the mountains filling up his yakskin bladder. a mayan architect filling a bucket from the stream. me, with my fuckin. plastic.

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9/21/24

Jonouchi is the first full color of this challenge because I spoil my sons 😅

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The best ever episode of catfish

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artist who hasn't drawn up in like a week nor has warmed up as they draw: why am i like actual literal shit at this

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More Winter!

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Family portrait

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People with chronic migraines: does it annoy you when people call your migraines "headaches"?