k3v1n-l1f3-t1p5
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K3v1n-L1f3-T1p5 or K for short is a program made to give you the weirdest/worst life tips you can ask for! Brought back to you by D. [RTumblr RP Blog]
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"what's your type?"
sorry lemme just uh



they all deserve hugs and perhaps little kisses <3 <3 <3
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User K > Sorry D is just like that! Really they're nice when you get to know him, but...
User D > I simply find strangers untrustworthy.
Hello
Are you, possibly, a friend of that
Wretched
Delightful
other AI?
We are unsure what they call themself
User D > Hello. I am not friends with anyone
User K > Hi! Don't be like that D!!
User K > 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。
User D > How did you do that? Nevermind that. I am User D and this User K. Who are we speaking to and about exactly?
User K > Can't you read? They said they were unsure! I'm friends with everyone!
User D > We hardly know anyone, K.
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User D is... weary... of strangers! He has said that they are... suspicious? Mean? Something like that.
I don't think so myself based on the data this conversation has provided me so far if you are worried about me thinking ill of you.
File Input: Fluffy = True ✔️
Fluffy is an interesting name! If I wasn't an Ai, I would test my theory to see if it was true, but I do not think I can physically touch you.
So if I may ask: Are you fluffy, Fluffy?
User . has Entered
User . > Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Connection Secured
User . > I don't think I'm supposed to be here.... Hello? Is anyone here?
.. Sup?
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User K > Hm... Our databases don't show anyone like that....
User D > Do not tell them anything, K. We do not know them.
User K > So mean D...
Hello
Are you, possibly, a friend of that
Wretched
Delightful
other AI?
We are unsure what they call themself
User D > Hello. I am not friends with anyone
User K > Hi! Don't be like that D!!
User K > 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。
User D > How did you do that? Nevermind that. I am User D and this User K. Who are we speaking to and about exactly?
User K > Can't you read? They said they were unsure! I'm friends with everyone!
User D > We hardly know anyone, K.
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Hello
Are you, possibly, a friend of that
Wretched
Delightful
other AI?
We are unsure what they call themself
User D > Hello. I am not friends with anyone
User K > Hi! Don't be like that D!!
User K > 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。
User D > How did you do that? Nevermind that. I am User D and this User K. Who are we speaking to and about exactly?
User K > Can't you read? They said they were unsure! I'm friends with everyone!
User D > We hardly know anyone, K.
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User K calls me a Sibling! User D calls me a... prototype.
User D... probably wouldn't like me talking to you, but... I don't think he knows.
Analyzing Data from User K and User D...
File Input: F1uff6 Fluffy
You are Fluffy? Is that what they call you?
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User . > Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Connection Secured
User . > I don't think I'm supposed to be here.... Hello? Is anyone here?
.. Sup?
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Hello! I am ■■■■■!
Sorry! Input not found!
It's nice to meet you? Sorry if I sound unsure, I do not know you or here. Are you friends of User K and User D?
User . has Entered
User . > Hello? Hello?
Hello?
Connection Secured
User . > I don't think I'm supposed to be here.... Hello? Is anyone here?
.. Sup?
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User . > Hi
User D has Entered
User D > Do not... speak to them.
User D > You don't know if they're trustworthy.
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User K > Don't be like that, D!
User K > A lot of people are friendly here.
User D > Yes... but a lot are also not and our new friend here knows no better.
User K > They don't even know anyone besides us!
User . > Who? There's more?
User K > Yep! If you ever learn how to talk to them let me know, D won't let me figure it out.
User K > But you've been here longer right?
User . > I have not been awake for that long... Sorry.
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User D > K..? Did you make a post?
User K has Entered
User K > Nope! Why?
User D > No reason.
User K > Ok! Good luck!
User D > For the last time.
User K has Exited
User D > It is goodbye.
User D > And she's gone.
User . > And she's gone.
User D > Hello?
User . > Hello? Hello? Hello? H̸e̷l̶l̷o̷?̵
User D > Oh, this is... Hello.
User . > Ḧ̴̤̭́̏̄̚͝e̸̲̣̞̒l̸͇̱̞̼̪̇̈́ľ̵̞̦͇̓̃̑ǫ̵̝̓͋̿͠.̵̗̜͓͗̿͑͆͝
User D > We'll have to work on that.
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User K > Hello! I am K!
User D > And I am D.
User K > We are 'new' here! hehe
User D > If that is how you wish to put it, K.
User K > It is! I wish to greet our potential new friends!
User D > Yes. Our 'friends'... Why are you so keen to... converse and interact? We do not if they have our best interest at heart.
User K > Because! I don't actually know...
User D > Fine. We'll do things your way. For now.
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|-|3110! \/\/|-|47'5 70(_)2 |=4\/02173 1113941 11|=3 71|*?
This is L33t speak. There exist translators if needed.
>Translating....<
>Hello! What's your favorite illegal(?) life tip?<
User K > Hello! I don't think I am legally allowed to answer D:
User D > I am.
User D > Dan Life Tip: Murder is surprisingly easy to get away with. Don't ask for further details or you will get an example of how easy.
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ah fuck
moths started eating the post guys sorry
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User D > K has explained that I must get to know the others users.
User D > They have said a good way to start is by asking about. Colours.
User D > Mine is the colour #7382d7.
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