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$1600 a month w/o utilities

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How have you managed to remain so kind despite all of the bullshit that keeps happening?

This was sent like two weeks ago so I have no idea the context of this, but the truth is, I haven't remained kind.

I am absolutely a bitch. And not in a fun Meredith Brooks type way, but in an "I have paid a fair amount of money to pull all your police and court records and every time you think the heat has died down, I will release a new piece of information about you because we all know that to a southern white woman, social ostracization is worse than prison and I want you to be psychologically tormented and afraid in a way prison can't do" type way. The thing is, the threshold to get to that is pretty high, so people can be like "Nessie I hate you and think you are stupid and a liar" and I will be like "That's ok! :) Everyone is entitled to their opinions, I appreciate your critique, peace and love on the planet earth."

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Hey weather app quick question what does “106% humidity” MEAN

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"came back wrong" but it's more explicitly + intentionally about medical and/or caregiver abuse

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the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

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when i was a young boy i had the philosophy of ‘balls are the boobs of the penis so its ok that i want to suck on them it doesn’t make me gay” and tbh i was cooking

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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Arches National Park, Utah photo: Elliot McGucken

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Look, I don't necessarily expect people writing historical fiction to rigorously research the language of the period, but I recently bumped into a story where a guy who was ostensibly born in the year 1805 uses the word "parkour" in his internal monologue, and there are limits.

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BANANZA!!!!!

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OO OO OKAY, SO I WANNA TYPE SOMETHING FUN, like a yap session because Im insane. YES YES this is a point I didn't see no one bring up, im sitting here twiddling my thumbs because a lot of people like? I think try to say Sheik does more things like battle but a lot of it is like? Fandom? Sheik in game really doesn't fight and just gives you intel, yes there is a clear difference from the Bongo Bongo scene to Ganon Tower, but like? Sheik is never shown fighting. The Bongo Bongo scene bro just tells Link to stay back puts his hands up, cant see bongo bongo and then gets his ass whooped, and the only time we HEAR about Sheik like being active and doing things is when Sheik says he freed Ruto from the ice, and Ruto confirms this later and asks Link to thank him.

Okay so here is a personal thought, I feel like a lot of people try to say Sheik DOES more is pure 20 year old Fandom, a lot of people I notice try to fill in the gaps left by OoT's story and I think forget that, even as a man, depicted SOLELY as a man, Sheik doesn't do any fighting. None of Impa trained Sheik is in the game, but it IS in the Manga,(THIS IS WRONG AJD THE REASON WHY IS SO FUNNY REMEMBER LADS ANYONE CAN MAKE MISTAKES) and the Manga didnt get translated into English until 2008, but there are still fanfics with this idea that Impa trained Zelda.

Like, im CURRENTLY going through Hyrule Historia AND enclyopedia to see if it got said in supplementary material and I don't see jack, unless something about Impa training Sheik was said in a developer interview or notes, the game nor supplementary material say this. Like the idea that Sheik and Zelda is such a massive change just? Isn't there in my head, I've played this game a lot

Like not in historia

Hyrule historia pages 87-89

Encylopedia page 16

Page 236

Page 238

so Sheik's notable accomplishments consist of:

- telling Link where to go

- teaching Link songs

- saving Ruto, and only Ruto, from the ice in Zora's Domain

I understand wanting to be on the down low, because you don't want Ganondorf's attention on you in any way. Which is probably why Sheik didn't really do much in the end. So there isn't much of a character gap when it really comes down to it

Me and my wife staring at these damn books and cutscenes.

It ain't a great excuse but I think people FORGET..... like please realize im coming at this neutral, OoT got PROBLEMS but I want people to understand WHY its got problems instead of applying Fandom to it. Which a lot of fans have been doing recently.

Wait I was wrong about something!!! Im gonna highlight what I got wrong in PINK THE MANGA NEVER SAYS IMPA TRAINED SHEIK ITS WORSE

BRUHGHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH DUDE. THIS FUCKING SUCKS. NONE OF THESE WORDS ARE IN THE GAME, AKIRA HIMEKAWA.

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This quickly spiralled

The Early high femme Sephiroth design got the hold of me like a brain virus

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L O U N G I N G.

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