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[kadekeys]

woah. that looks wrong

[kadekeys]

I cant wait until I can get Silksong so I can marvel at the beautiful new areas while Hornet thinks of amazing new curse words to describe how much she hates it

[kadekeys]

most of the time everything sucks but when the sky is blanketed in dark blue-grey clouds after heavy raining and the sun starts to peek through the clouds so that the tops of trees glint pale green and every white structure is starkly, blindingly silhouetted against the sky i’m ok.

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basically there’s two types of thing in the world, Punk and Puritan. anything you like is Punk, and anything you don’t like is Puritan

[kadekeys]

From the most miserable man alive to the most beautiful woman you will ever meet

[kadekeys]

My sweet loser scientist I swear I'll draw u more...

bonus scrapped piece below :]

[kadekeys]

There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, or with enjoying sex work

[kadekeys]

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

[kadekeys]

It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

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Gonna be a good genloss week for sure

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If I was in a fanfiction and started coughing up flowers while working at a flower shop (because this is a flower shop au) I would NOT connect my crush on the tattoo artist next door to the flower cough situation. I would freak the fuck out and think the pollen at work was doing some Last of Us shit to me, quit my job and move FAR away. inadvertently my flame for the tattoo artist would fade with distance, solving my hanahaki situation and proving my 'the flowers were trying to turn me into a plant zombie' theory

[kadekeys]

Shopping for laptops fucking sucks ‘cause I don’t know shit about computers. I’ve never had a computer with a functional webcam or microphone or the ability to play computer games made later than 2005 or a speaker that could play anything loud enough to hear from more than a foot away. How the hell should I know what I want?!

[kadekeys]

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

[kadekeys]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

[kadekeys]

everybody start manifesting nsr 2 news for the 5th anniversary NEEEOWWWW …

[kadekeys]

tiktok users will call themselves a crazy freak for being into conventionally attractive men with a couple of scars whereas tumblr users will straightfaced come up to you and be like ‘aha yeah im pretty vanilla i only want to fuck the Normal Amount of computer components :)’

[kadekeys]

being an adult and watching others succeed because they have stable relationships with their families can actually be so demoralizing, because while they were experiencing growing up you were only surviving