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i have made like 57 reddit throwaway accounts in my life because my only use for reddit is to login once a year to pose niche questions to a sub i assume is compromised of mostly autistic dads desperate to impart their knowledge upon anyone who will listen. when i got my first fisheries job the equipment list my boss sent me just said “knife.” i emailed back asking what kind of knife and he replied “any knife.” i got on reddit and went to some sub about fish and i said “i got a hatchery job in alaska. what knife do i need for multipurpose use. a knife that does it all.” one guy responded in ten minutes breaking down everything about knives & salmon work. gave me a better idea of my job than the interview did. then he recommended a single knife and like twenty other people replied after him “this is the correct knife. no notes.”

bought it. pretty good knife, no notes.

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Non-American burger question. If you were only allowed 3 toppings on a burger, which ones would you choose?

stupid question. i choose five. cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onions, cucumber

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its easy to cut people down they dont tell you this because theyre worried about social cohesion but if you have a sword and the will to keep cutting basically nothing can stand in your way. people are basically like grass lol

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People who think a standard/large sized backyard garden can be anything near their caloric requirements are just as disconnected from where their food comes from as ppl who just eat fast food

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Yeah I'm normal about them how could you tell?

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I’m just saying if Daniel Radcliffe, the literal protagonist of the Harry Potter franchise since the age of ten years old, was able to disavow JK Rowling and move on from the HP universe then actually what the fuck is anyone else’s excuse. There is no one else on the planet who can say their entire childhood was HP more than that guy and he still cared about trans people more than the average tumblr user who says “we’re protesting by making all her characters queer and trans!!” like you can do better. You should do better.

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100% of murders are committed by people. therefore, we can reliably eliminate all murder by eliminating all people. follow for more juicy policy proposals

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Pseudoscorpions may lack the pointy, poisonous tail of their more famous desert-dwelling cousins, but their crab-like front pincers still make them look quite formidable. Now, these small, sometimes overlooked arachnids are getting a closer look. Four new species of these tiny arachnids have been uncovered in the dark caves of South Korea. They have jaws like dragons and are even completely blind, according to a study published July 9 in the journal PLOS One. 

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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

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cure of ra

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in american culture it's actually disrespectful to take time off of your job because it's seen as an insult to the economy

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

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