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The comedic potential of Bruce being a college drop out and Damian having his med degree is endless. Can you imagine how many situations Damian can smugly go "one of us has the medical degree Baba, and it sure isn't you"

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Tim showing off his brand new outfit, happy Pride month everyone!!

Outfit inspired by the pride robin funko pop. Pose reference from the Robin #150: ONE YEAR LATER comic cover.

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Vellioth left Cazador impaled for eleven years. I bet Cazador felt he was being very kind by only leaving Astarion in the tomb for one year. and I bet Ascended Astarion believes he’s being very kind, giving Tav everything and letting them sit by his side, even if he’s taken away their autonomy.

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Dead Rats & Bad apple

chapter 4

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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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Listening to tma at work sometimes is like "oh cool the horrors are a nice distraction from my shitty minimum wage job" and sometimes is like "none of these horrors compare to my shitty minimum wage job"

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TMA gave us homophobic vase and now TMAGP has transphobic curtain

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Okay but consider

“This is where it all began”

*raccoon city*

September 30th 1998, it’s a day I’ll never forget. The cop inside me died that day. And that night-

BRB gonna wear my shirt that announces I got successfully railed in the street just outside Fenway Park

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Stop drinking Wine with the Swine and come drink Cider with a Spider ☝

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@staff our identities aren’t nsfw and we will not stand for them to be treated as such

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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP SCIENTISTS AT THE SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A LIVE COLOSSAL SQUID FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑‼️🦑

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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

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not really a morning person, huh

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idc if we literally never see Zenos again he's coming with me to every single expansion. haunting my narrative, so to speak

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couldn't sleep so naturally i went through assad's twitter. that place is a fucking goldmine hello