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god. god. im glad i have the gay gene so i can listen to abba and lose my fucking MIND. its so sad straight people cant appreciate abba like we do

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Ben: why are you smiling?

Yassen: what? can't i just be happy?

Alex: Wolf tripped and fell in the car park

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The fandom: Yassen is an emotionless, cold man

The books: Literally the first thing Yassen does is smile

The fandom: Like a block of ice.

The books: Alex literally threatens to murder him and he responds with a smile I mean fair he is still a baby

The fandom: Carved from granite. Hasn’t smiled in 19 years ain’t gonna start now.

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please can anyone help me find that fanfic where both yassen and alex are quaratined together ???

it's where at some point alex gets a nosebleed and yassen panics lmao

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if the alex rider tv show is skipping straight to eagle strike i will cry

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Now that Umbrella Academy Season Three is confirmed we have to manifest Waterloo by ABBA and Toxic by Brittany Spears into the Soundtrack

likes charge reblogs cast

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Klaus: "I like to climb trees for fun."

The tree:

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Random Villain: make this easier for yourself and come quietly.

Alex: Lemme ask my dads.

Villain: what-

Alex: they said no :)

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Ben and Alex are sent to investigate a secluded vacation spent where guests are meeting suspicious ends. (Think Hill House or Bly manor but as some place that people can rent for vacations. I guess for MI6 to get involved, some ambassador or politician would need to go missing or die.) Only they find out the place is actually haunted.

Ben sends Alex home asap.

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Ben and Alex are sent to investigate a secluded vacation spent where guests are meeting suspicious ends. (Think Hill House or Bly manor but as some place that people can rent for vacations. I guess for MI6 to get involved, some ambassador or politician would need to go missing or die.) Only they find out the place is actually haunted.

Ben sends Alex home asap.

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now i just to get loads of clips from buzzfeed unsolved and just make ben as ryan and alex as shane

Ben and Alex are sent to investigate a secluded vacation spent where guests are meeting suspicious ends. (Think Hill House or Bly manor but as some place that people can rent for vacations. I guess for MI6 to get involved, some ambassador or politician would need to go missing or die.) Only they find out the place is actually haunted.

Ben sends Alex home asap.

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alex: sorry dad

yassen:

alex:

yassen:

alex: uhh i misspoke-

yassen: it's папа in russian

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The Swedish Adele cover playing at the funeral pyre:

Me knowing it’s a sad scene but also the song being low key a banger:

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istg i check tumblr every day just for the co-parenting au

i didnt know i could fall in love with au but, eh i did ;)

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omg im crying, i love this so much

merry christmas you pieces of shit ♥

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