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Cuddy: So, are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Wilson: Cuddy, please.

House, from across the room: He is the best big spoon, ever!

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Wilson, what’re your thoughts on the ducklings (Cameron, chase and foreman)?

Of course I believe they have a lot to learn, but I think they are three very intelligent doctors that are being heinously misused. The amount of times I go into Dr. House's office to find them doing party tricks is...sad. They also scare me a bit. It's like having Dr. House's personality split into three. One House is enough for me! I'm sure no matter what they pursue, they will be brilliant at. I just hope that House's bitterness doesn't rub off on them too much.

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the kiss

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I’m gonna fertilize you

Um...how about NO

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Thinkin’ ‘bout gay people again

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wilson's ties in every episode: 

Season 5 Episode 6: Joy

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97 seconds

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wilson's ties in every episode: 

Season 5 Episode 7: The Itch

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trans!Wilson angst where he's the unlucky guy who gets hit with all the unlikely negative side effects of hrt, but he doesn't tell anyone or do anything about it because he's terrified of potentially being told he needs to stop taking it

meanwhile he's getting side effects that aren't even on the packet, maybe he (eventually) discovers he's allergic to something they put in t-gel and he gets rashes that won't go away, maybe he gets horrific night sweats and is now always dehydrated and weak, maybe his hair starts falling out in clumps for no reason

but he's not addressing any of this bc he chose to take hrt and (in his mind) this is just the pain of being "allowed" to be a man

(House, when he finds out about this, is shocked into a moment of genuine concern, which is expressed through yelling at Wilson and also hitting him with his cane) (House then gets to get impressively diagnose Wilson with some very rare condition that explains his weird reactions to testosterone, treats it, and Wilson can keep taking t)

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I guess you don't, huh ?

Season 1, Ep. 10

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Forgot I made this ages ago

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wilson is great because he's a closet case but he's also a closet dom and should be locked up before he snaps

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they don’t even know…

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"My chances of having sex are considerably lower with Wilson."

But he never said zero!!!! (S7, Larger than Life)

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GOOOODDSSSS JUST FUCKING KISSS

THAT WOULD LITERALLY FIX EVERYTHING I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEYVE BEEN TRYING NOT TO, OMLLLL.

JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY WE KNOW YOU WANT TO

I 💕 hilson

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Now you guys WONT believe this but I made ANOTHER edit! Fork found in kitchen #capcutwarrior

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