kagedbird

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quick art fight attack on @gr1tsngr4vy !!

our foxy fields of mistria ocs brooke and ciro 🦊

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

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whoever came up with rhytmn games was a genius. what if we took music and gave it gameplay. no notes 10/10.

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it is my experience that people with dermal implants and eyeball tattoos and 34 visible piercings are the sweetest people you'll ever meet and will cry if they see a pigeon with a broken wing. it is also my experience that clean-cut people in polo shirts with perfect smiles will vote against your rights and say the most disgusting things imaginable once they think you're out of earshot.

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This website really needs the option to block individual posts, like "hmm no, this one's shit, never show me this again."

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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

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constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

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anyway. onto better things

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“I hate obvious symbolism” bro shut up sun and moon couples are a pillar of our society

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It's so fun when your accounts get hacked while you're asleep and support teams across all platforms fight you when all you want to do is not die