Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
So if you want your other half to stop being mad at you, and they are dramatic, play Scar’s song from the Lion King. The one where there’s green flames and the Hyenas are singing with him, works every time. On me.
0 notes
Text
Me: is me
W: is my husband
We were walking past Payless to get to Walmart
ME: w can we go to Payless??
W: No.
Me: you just ruined the best part of life.
W: You don’t even wear shoes.
I look down at my ravenclaw slippers
Me: slippers are in the shoe family.
0 notes
Text
Husband: wow that’s the loudest you’ve ever screamed!
Me: Because you almost killed us!! T.T
0 notes
Text
The more I watch Trolls the movies the more I believe it is pushing the vegan agenda
0 notes
Text
Yo so let’s talk about my main bitch, Bridget from Trolls. This young Burgin was about to take the rap and agree that she ate all the Trolls so these guys could live in peace. That’s brave as shit.
0 notes
Photo

Procrastinating but somehow getting A’s always leaves me scrambling to get everything done Sunday
0 notes
Text
I’m not sure if other woman realize the greatness of penis jokes. I tell my husband them all the time and he’s always flattered. I love making him flattered it’s the best time ever.
0 notes
Text
I am a 90’s kid, recently my husband told me I’m almost 30 and I’ve never felt so attacked??
0 notes