Im always having tummy issueswdym I can't date travis martinez and natalie scatorccio
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Shipman, c’mon! You’re not gonna make employee of the month like this 🐝
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travis looking at shauna like “hm i wonder if i could get her in the pit too” 😭
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natalie scatorccio is so gibson girl ifykyk
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I hate that the yellowjackets creators dropped the tai senator plot because i have so many questions. No one recognized her when they dined-and-dashed? No one recognized the black, lesbian, traumatized senator that they voted for? They don’t recognize her with a red-head side chick instead of simone who was in her promotional photos?
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melissa hate pmo
If Melissa has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Melissa has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Melissa has only one fan then that is me.
If Melissa has no fans, then that means I have been murdered.
WE STAN THE LESBIAN HAT BLORBO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!
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@/mothercain. “i didn’t mean to fall apart” twitter, 9 oct 2021.
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rest in peace to the funniest mfs on this show, they hate to see a bad bitch living
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Other Yellowjackets at therapy: So yeah, our friendship was strained and I carry a lot of guilt with me…
Travis: No bro my ex-gfs gf is basically lesbian Jesus you don’t get it I was trying to MURDER her and bitch just walked over the pits and spikes like fucking jesus it was WILD
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We wouldn’t have tea or fight accounts we would’ve had mari
The only reason I know Mari is dead is because I just know she would’ve written a tell all bestseller novel about surviving the wilderness followed by a reality show and an infamous Oprah interview that rivals Prince Harry’s
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♡ But baby, if you love me, take me to the gas station ♡
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Sophie Nelisse deserves awards for the way Shauna's face has been warped by her hatred and anger, like I look back at baby deer Shauna from season one and I'm like, how are you doing that. It's not the maturing of her face either cause Sophie is still absolutely gorgeous, but when she becomes Shauna it's like there's a sadistic anger and frustration in every cell on her body.
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this feels like what it’s like trying to defend shauna shipman even tho I hate her too
anakin skywalker does not use jedi mind tricks
not once in the films
do you think that’s a coincidence
not on your life buddy
anakin skywalker does not have it in him to overrule another being’s free will
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