Tendou: Do you have a date for valentines Day?
Ushijima: Yes, February 14th.
Tendou: I- Nevermind...
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Kogane: So whats for lunch?!
Futakuchi: Food,usally.
Kogane: no,i mean, What are you having??
Futakuchi: An unwanted conversation.
Moniwa: Can you guys get along, god's sake
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Yaku: When I was small-
Kuroo:[Snorts]
Kuroo:"Was".
Yaku:
Kuroo: W-Wait Yaku I was jokin-AHHH
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ITS BEEN AWHILE
Sorry I haven't been posting for a few weeks i wasn't feeling a 100% so I decided to take a break for myself and chill, and honestly I feel a ton better and ready to start posting again!
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Tsukishima: Why cant dinosaurs clap?
Akiteru: because their hands are to sh-
Tsukishia: because they're all dead.
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Osamu : *Gently taps table*
Atsumu: *Taps back*
Sakusa: What are they doing?
Suna: Morse code.
Osamu : *Aggressively taps table*
Atsumu: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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*Oikawa panicking bursting into the living room, while seijoh team looks confused*
"WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO ONE OF YOU FUCKERS TOOK IT"
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Shirabu: Imagine getting payed for being cute.
Semi: You'd be rich.
Shirabu:
Semi:*Smirks*
Shirabu: I-i...Uhm..*Blushes*
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Daichi: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Tanaka: Burn the house down..
Daichi: And what did you do?
Noya: Made you dinner!
Daichi:
Tanaka:
Noya:
Noya, And Tanaka:...And burnt the house down.
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Hinata: I can't find my phone
Daichi:*Sigh* I'll call you
Hinata: Wait no-
Hinata's phone: You are my dad YOU'RE MY DAD boogie woogie woogie
Daichi:
Hinata: I can explain..?
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*Over text*
Tendou: Hey Miracle boy, What're you up to? <3
Ushijima: Eating cereal in bed
Tendou: And what would you be doing if I was in bed with you?^^
Ushijima: I would still be eating my cereal?
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Atsumu: The stars are so beautiful...
Sakusa: They're just giant balls of gas.
Atsumu: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Sakusa: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Atsumu: Oh...
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Yaku:Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Lev: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Yaku: ...
Yaku: You mean ring bearER, right?
Lev: ...
Yaku: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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Terushima: Dude-
Daishou: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Daishou: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me dude??
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Mattsun: Bro, I had a dream we fucked.
Makki: Bro, relax it was just a dream.
Mattsun: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you.
Makki: You wouldn’t?
Mattsun: I mean, unless you want to-
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Kenma: *Trips and falls down*
Kuroo: It's cute how you're falling for me.
Kenma: We're married,Tetsu
Kuroo: Still~
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Noya: if I run and leap at Asahi he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Noya: COMING IN *runs at Asahi*
Asahi: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE!
Asahi: *Drops cup of coffee on the floor and catches Noya*
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