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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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i was only hoping

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from my non-gamer pov (I'm an #ally), what this has looked like is a critical mass of maddened and delirious silksong posting for the past ~week that built to a sustained frenzied climax for about ninety minutes either side of the game's actual release, at which point everyone went absolutely dead fucking radio silent. I have not heard a single peep from any of you about what is happening in this game. no liveblogging, no screenshots, no reactions, nothing. my girlfriend emerges from her room every five-to-eight hours to intone "I've been skonging it too hard," grab a morsel of food, and withdraw to her chambers once more. Is everyone okay Are you having fun Is the silksong loud and beautiful and are you so very afraid.

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i just know he cries himself to sleep over that little spammy mailman every night

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Buying Silksong any % 😑

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silksong release be like

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You could theoretically post ANYTHING about the first hour of Silksong rn and no one would be able to refute you.

I thought it was a really strong choice that they added Tails as a companion

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Credits to @asexualaxolotl for the idea

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extinguished

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

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scroll for me my angel of blogging

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Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

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Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

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