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Bouncer: ID please.

Maya: Okay, here.

Bouncer: This is just a receipt for some Heelys you bought.

Maya: [has already Heely'd past him]

Bouncer, under his breath: Fuck, that was so cool.

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part 2 of the baby hop and leon series!

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The ‘making girls question their sexuality since the early 2000s’ gang (feel free to add as you see fit)

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Lilo and Stitch presenting an accurate representation of Hawaiians perspective on luaus held by tourists. 

#what’s sad about this is that this is actually what Hawaiians had to do when the western culture took over #a luau was a sacred practice #until the westerners took the concept and had the audacity to change it into a time to stuff your face with food and put on grass skirts and coconut bras and dance the hula #and when they had these events, they didn’t even let actual Hawaiian people in #so to make money to take care of themselves, the Hawaiians were hired to work in these disgraceful events to clean up after the tourists like slaves only to make less than a buck #so good job disney for doing your fucking research and educating these people #sadly, this still goes on even until today and it makes me sick

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so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

people with vaginas are fucking badass.

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Never let this video die…

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The Outsiders

Hey guys... Long time no see. 

So. My friends and I have a wattpad collab account. We’ve got this really cool book that has all of us as superheroes. It also has such faces as Sabrina Carpenter, Rowan Blanchard, Milo Manheim, Lauren Jauregui, and Ryan Ashley Malarkey. 

I’m super proud of this book and what is out so far, so I would greatly appreciate it if you went and read it!

https://www.wattpad.com/story/142417049-the-outsiders

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Why do I feel like this is some sort of Ides of March reference that I don’t get?

Happiness Will Come To You.

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SAME HERE PLEASE

okay, can anybody send me some rilaya songs? i am making a playlist i could cry to because i miss them so much

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Principal: What was that ruckus?

Farkle: What Ruckus?

Principal: I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus!

Lucas: Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

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hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

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THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE A FOURTH SEASON AND USED GMW TO HAVE THEIR FIRST LGBT CHARACTER ON A SHOW. GMSEXUALITY WULD HAVE BEEN AN AMAZING FUCKING EPISODE BUT THEY DECIDED TO CANCEL IT AND WASTE THEIR FIRST LGBT CHARACTER ON A DIFFERENCT SHOW.

in light of the news on Andi Mack, i think it’s safe to say that Maya was actually disney’s first lgbt character and Riley was her girlfriend

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The good thing about the way I self harm... is the fact that nobody ever notices when new ones show up. They're easily mistaken as a nick from shaving or scratching at a bug bite too much.

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So... I created a Sabrina Instagram account.....

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u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

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OUT HERE IN SPACE 

I KISS YOUR GREEN FACE 

BUT IT FEELS LIKE WE’RE LIGHT YEARS AWAYYYYYYYY