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never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

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awesome. this is just what America needs

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Trying out my new watercolor pallette 💜✨

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spoke deeply to me.

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ship of theseus bumper sticker that says my other ship is this ship

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Goodluck Pikachu

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

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did you know that you can go to google dot com slash images and search snoopy pixel art and you can just knit that??? with whatever yarn you have on hand??? a little snoopy swatch??? and you can double knit that too if you’re feeling ambitious???

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I find it funny when queer fantasy stories are written in a setting where homophobia doesn't exist, but there's a ~forbidden romance~ element coming from some completely different, fantastical prejudice. Like

"Son, I don't care if you suck dick, but no child of mine will be sharing a bed with a goddamn necromancer!"

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and what wet beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward wednesday to be soaked

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poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

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do you guys know about the internet roadtrip? right now somewhere between 500 and 900 people are collectively 'driving' a car on google street view trying to make it to canada. it's fun i recommend it