kaijisnumberonefan

[kaijisnumberonefan]

Man Who Thinks Primarily Of Fucknasty Gay Sex Throughout The Work Day Living In Constant Fear Of Freudian Slip

[kaijisnumberonefan]

Porn gets banned on major internet space -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and investors -> investors want porn gone because you can't advertise Better Help next to hq art of the scout from team fortress 2 getting backshots -> porn gets banned there -> porn moves to new space -> new space gets surge of popularity usage and-

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im his left hand arm man. his nothing. his traitor. his arch nemesis. his foul beast

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[kaijisnumberonefan]

Yes she did just cum to the absolute most disgusting disturbing porn 5 minutes ago

yes she is now sitting in bed eating chicken nuggets and watching her favorite show

[kaijisnumberonefan]

things that are gay sex:

cannibalism

surgery

russian roulette

braiding/brushing hair

fishing

hunting

gutting animals

stabbing

drinking blood from the wrist or neck

autopsies

shootouts

boxing/wrestling

digging in the ground

[kaijisnumberonefan]

so for our first date i was thinking that maybe i could eat your heart like a pomegranate in front of you?

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I make asshole jokes because I'm an asshole.

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Hugely supportive of owls when they switch between their ‘I’m a cute lil fur ball’ face and ‘Hunt. Kill.’ face.

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you’re mine, all mine <3

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Playing a game I got to pass time on the bus and I look cute in the nuclear wasteland ♡

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Is there anyone on here who DOESNT. Want to at least cut off a few of Elizabeth's fingers.

Honestly though do you know how many people on the bus want to kill for me.

It's so many people and I have to tell each and every one of them "absolutely not" because for the most part most of the people they want to attack are like.

Not. That bad.

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... I deserve hello kitty bandaids.

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I would love to betray my shitty brother.