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Yummy sniper

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Do mewtwos slow blink as a sign of trust like cats?

Scarfy: hasn’t blinked in hours and is as wide-eyed as possible

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Two very different worlds meet

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What's your opinion on bayverse/liveaction Optimus prime?

He was himself in the 07 movie for the most part, but after that he became less and less Optimus with each movie, hearing “we will kill them all” from him just feels so wrong

Thankfully the bumblebee/RotB movies got him back on track, the latest being a much better way of showing him in a funk without constantly going on about murdering things (granted his defeat of Scourge was pretty brutal lol)

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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yay

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I spy with my two eyes, an angry Mewtwo. Sucks to be those guys

It was at this moment that they knew, they fucked up lol

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Everything with the sheep is terrible even down to the colour, they could've gone with the iconic white sheep but no. They went with a damn PINK sheep...

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I'm just casually sitting in the corner watching everyone lose their minds over this as if the things we watched as kids wasn't as bad

Guys they’re making a Skibidi Toilet movie how do we feel about this

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Unpopular opinion: Alien Resurrection was actually pretty good

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Let's GO! More Aliens baby, and this time a TV series

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"Death by Snu Snu"

Okay, but imagine a human giving their yautja lover a lemon for the first time. the yautja just chews the entire lemon whole, and you instantly burst out with laughter, causing your love to narrow their eyes in suspicion. But before they can question you, their entire face scrunches into disgust and mild horror. They can't spit it out because to waste a gift from you would be to dishonour their mate. So they're forced to chew through the intense foreign feeling, unable to stop their manibiles from clacking visciously in displeasure. You can't stop giggling, eyes watering as you have to cover your mouth to keep from bellowing laughter. Your yautja certainly doesn't find it as funny.

When they finish the nasty fruit they growl at you. "Ooman knew what would happen. Tricky ooman." And they reach out to pull you into their chest. "Will show you what happens when little ooman plays ticks." Their growl in your ear is seductive and makes you shudder instinctively.

You're already wondering how they would react to a lime next.