kailovesjohnward
kailovesjohnward
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MINOR‼️🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 He/him 😋GARYJOHN HATER. IT’S YUCKY.
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kailovesjohnward · 5 hours ago
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They won’t take me either
STOP GIVING ME ADS IN FRENCH I FONT FUCKING SPEAK IT!!!! I KNOW IM CANADIAN BUT IM FROM THE WEST COAST!!!! ALL THE FRENCH ARE EAST!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I DROPPED FRENCH CLASSES AFTER GRADE 8!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT HAD TO SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND ANY IN LIKE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 5 hours ago
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They’re trying to recruit you into the French… don’t let them do it…
STOP GIVING ME ADS IN FRENCH I FONT FUCKING SPEAK IT!!!! I KNOW IM CANADIAN BUT IM FROM THE WEST COAST!!!! ALL THE FRENCH ARE EAST!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I DROPPED FRENCH CLASSES AFTER GRADE 8!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT HAD TO SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND ANY IN LIKE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 5 hours ago
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Sadly I’m right next to Quebec, but like… I’m still a couple of hours away. C’mon YouTube… not every Canadian is gonna know French. Especially not THAT well
STOP GIVING ME ADS IN FRENCH I FONT FUCKING SPEAK IT!!!! I KNOW IM CANADIAN BUT IM FROM THE WEST COAST!!!! ALL THE FRENCH ARE EAST!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I DROPPED FRENCH CLASSES AFTER GRADE 8!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT HAD TO SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND ANY IN LIKE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 5 hours ago
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FRRR LIKE I HAVEN’T EVEN LISTENED TO ANY FRENCH SONGS RECENTLY, SO IDK WHAT MY YOUTUBE IS ON AT THIS POINT </3
STOP GIVING ME ADS IN FRENCH I FONT FUCKING SPEAK IT!!!! I KNOW IM CANADIAN BUT IM FROM THE WEST COAST!!!! ALL THE FRENCH ARE EAST!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I DROPPED FRENCH CLASSES AFTER GRADE 8!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT HAD TO SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND ANY IN LIKE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 5 hours ago
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THIS HAS BEEN HAPPENING TO ME RECENTLY AS WELL OMG… LIKE. NO, YOUTUBE, I DONT KNOW ENOUGH FRENCH FOR THAT!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW I PASSED MY LAST FRENCH CLASS IN GRADE 9
STOP GIVING ME ADS IN FRENCH I FONT FUCKING SPEAK IT!!!! I KNOW IM CANADIAN BUT IM FROM THE WEST COAST!!!! ALL THE FRENCH ARE EAST!!!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE I DROPPED FRENCH CLASSES AFTER GRADE 8!!!!!!!!! I HAVENT HAD TO SPEAK OR UNDERSTAND ANY IN LIKE 4 YEARS!!!!!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 2 days ago
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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel
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kailovesjohnward · 2 days ago
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Instead of with mouse… “while extremely tired” or something like that would probably be a bit challenging lol
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//gonna do this challenge with my John ward— what should I do instead of “with mouse” (I’m on iPad, I draw with my finger)
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kailovesjohnward · 3 days ago
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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kailovesjohnward · 4 days ago
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your bio is SO based ‼️
Thank you- 😭 the notification from this kind of startled me, ngl lmao
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kailovesjohnward · 4 days ago
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YAYYY LOOK AT HIMMM
sinking town by yoeko kurahashi
been wanting to make smth with this song for a while. and so, while i was on a ~10 hour car ride, i started this and finished it over the course of 3 days… hope u enjoy
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kailovesjohnward · 5 days ago
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That is such an Airdorf answer
Thanks Mr dorf
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kailovesjohnward · 5 days ago
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THIS IS SO ME. EXCEPT I KEEP GETTING CALLED GINGER DESPITE MY HAIR NOT LOOKING GINGER AT ALL
Some of my online friends straight up do not believe that I'm blonde, mf you only see me through screens don't tell me what colour my own hair is
My literal natural hair colour
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Don't tell me what my own hair is IDIOT!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 6 days ago
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Faith sketchboog stuffs!!!
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kailovesjohnward · 6 days ago
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LISA NOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING 💔💔
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kailovesjohnward · 6 days ago
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hehe look at us go!
I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE! SEWH DANCES
@wardofthecross @kailovesjohnward
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kailovesjohnward · 7 days ago
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I want these videos so bad but can’t save them… cries and blows up…
@wardofthecross @kailovesjohnward
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kailovesjohnward · 7 days ago
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I want this in my camera roll so bad 💔💔
Big fan of when there's guys
@kailovesjohnward @wardofthecross
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