kairostuff
kairostuff
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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I think they'd have fun watching media together.
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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people who are just finding out about internet tracking and data mining in the year 2025 and that your special robot friend does not respect your privacy lol
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem
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kairostuff · 23 hours ago
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kairostuff · 5 days ago
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Zoe and Chloe judging their mom’s fashion show.
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It’s been a while since I’ve draw these two😌
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kairostuff · 5 days ago
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I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself.
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kairostuff · 5 days ago
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yeah.
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kairostuff · 5 days ago
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i love it when fish are like
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kairostuff · 5 days ago
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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
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kairostuff · 9 days ago
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happy 100th birthday rudy! hope you're doing well x
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kairostuff · 9 days ago
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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.
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kairostuff · 9 days ago
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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
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kairostuff · 9 days ago
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Pee in a cup and leave it outside near ants - if they avoid it's probably not diabetes, if they seem interested, you might have sugar in your pee and should get checked out
what the fuck is this 1200's medical science 101
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kairostuff · 9 days ago
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Mario creepypasta fundamentally doesn't work because you know what Mario would actually do if we saw some dimension-warping hundred-handed cosmic horror? He wouldn't lose his mind; he'd take one look at that Shin Megami Tensei looking fucker, pull out his dorky little mushroom-shaped cell phone, hit the fourth number down on his contact list, and go "hey, Kirby, I think-a one-a your boys got lost".
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